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3You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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5When you're up to your nose in shit,
6be sure to keep your mouth shut.
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8One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
9one dam thing after another.
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11Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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13All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
14happen or it won't.
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16This is especially true when dealing with women.
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18Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
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20Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
21Sunday pray for crop failure.
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23Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
24healthy and wealthy and dead.
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26Pity the poor egg;
27It only gets laid once in its life.
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29It's always the wrong time of the month.
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