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1%%$FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o 174422 2007-12-07 22:28:08Z dougb $ 2% 3You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 4% 5When you're up to your nose in shit, 6be sure to keep your mouth shut. 7% 8One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 9one dam thing after another. 10% 11Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 12% 13All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 14happen or it won't. 15 16This is especially true when dealing with women. 17 18Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 19% 20Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 21Sunday pray for crop failure. 22% 23Early to rise and early to bed makes a male 24healthy and wealthy and dead. 25% 26Pity the poor egg; 27It only gets laid once in its life. 28% 29It's always the wrong time of the month. 30% 31