1%%$FreeBSD: releng/11.0/usr.bin/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o 174425 2007-12-07 22:41:39Z dougb $ 2% 3All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 4happen or it won't. 5 6This is especially true when dealing with women. 7 8Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 9% 10Early to rise and early to bed makes a male 11healthy and wealthy and dead. 12% 13It's always the wrong time of the month. 14% 15Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 16% 17One's life tends to be like a beaver's, 18one dam thing after another. 19% 20Pity the poor egg; 21It only gets laid once in its life. 22% 23Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 24Sunday pray for crop failure. 25% 26When you're up to your nose in shit, 27be sure to keep your mouth shut. 28% 29You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 30% 31