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160992Shoek%%$FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o 112410 2003-03-19 17:50:59Z eivind $ 260992ShoekYou can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 360992Shoek% 460992ShoekWhen you're up to your nose in shit, 560992Shoekbe sure to keep your mouth shut. 660992Shoek% 760992ShoekOne's life tends to be like a beaver's, 860992Shoekone dam thing after another. 960992Shoek% 1060992ShoekNever sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 1160992Shoek% 1260992ShoekOld Scottish prayer: O Lord, grant that we may always be 1360992Shoekright, for thou knowest we will never change our minds. 1460992Shoek% 1560992ShoekAll probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 1660992Shoekhappen or it won't. 1760992Shoek 1860992ShoekThis is especially true when dealing with women. 1960992Shoek 2060992ShoekLikelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 2160992Shoek% 2260992ShoekSow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 2360992ShoekSunday pray for crop failure. 2460992Shoek% 2560992ShoekEarly to rise and early to bed makes a male 2660992Shoekhealthy and wealthy and dead. 27112410Seivind% 28112410SeivindPity the poor egg; 29112410SeivindIt only gets laid once in its life. 30112410Seivind% 31112410SeivindIt's always the wrong time of the month. 32