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360992ShoekAll probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
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660992ShoekThis is especially true when dealing with women.
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860992ShoekLikelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
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1060992ShoekEarly to rise and early to bed makes a male
1160992Shoekhealthy and wealthy and dead.
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13174425SdougbIt's always the wrong time of the month.
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15174425SdougbNever sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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17174425SdougbOne's life tends to be like a beaver's,
18174425Sdougbone dam thing after another.
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20112410SeivindPity the poor egg;
21112410SeivindIt only gets laid once in its life.
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23174425SdougbSow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
24174425SdougbSunday pray for crop failure.
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26174425SdougbWhen you're up to your nose in shit,
27174425Sdougbbe sure to keep your mouth shut.
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29174425SdougbYou can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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