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3All probabilities are 50%: either a thing will
4happen or it won't.
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6This is especially true when dealing with women.
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8Likelihoods, however, are 90% against you.
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10Early to rise and early to bed makes a male
11healthy and wealthy and dead.
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13It's always the wrong time of the month.
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15Never sleep with anyone crazier than yourself.
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17One's life tends to be like a beaver's,
18one dam thing after another.
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20Pity the poor egg;
21It only gets laid once in its life.
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23Sow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on
24Sunday pray for crop failure.
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26When you're up to your nose in shit,
27be sure to keep your mouth shut.
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29You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think.
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