Copy stable/10@r272459 to releng/10.1 as part of
the 10.1-RELEASE process.

Approved by: re (implicit)
Sponsored by: The FreeBSD Foundation

Merge r268295 from head:
Fix equation and limerick to be correct. NetBSD fixed this 14 years ago
(src/games/fortune/datfiles/fortunes2 1.7).

PR: 188714
Submitted by: ksmakoto dd.iij4u.or.jp

Copy head (r256279) to stable/10 as part of the 10.0-RELEASE cycle.

Approved by: re (implicit)
Sponsored by: The FreeBSD Foundation

Use Bernard Baruch's full name.

The words "old than" seem to be quoted as "older than" by some sources,
so use the more likely and grammatically correct text.

PR: docs/173868
Submitted by: Chris Petrik <c.petrik.sosa@gmail.com>
Approved by: cperciva
MFC after: 1 week

fix a couple of spelling errors...

Add a couple of nice quotes from Edward Everett Hale

1. Correct capitalization of the nobility particle for
Francois de La Rochefoucauld introduced in r228909 [1],[2]

2. Change c-cedilla introduced in the same commit to ASCII c since
non-UTF-8 terminals will choke on the non-ASCII text. [2],[3]

Pointed out by: bf [1]
Reviewed by: French-speakers on #bsdcode [2]
Requested by: uqs [3]

Prefer ASCII apostrophes over Unicode ones like the rest of the file.

1. Remove a bunch of duplicates. Usually this means removing them from
fortunes, but occasionally remove them from the other 2 files when
they are not offensive, or not murphy'ish enough.

Where the version in fortunes had better attribution and/or formatting,
copy it over.

2. Fix a few typos

3. Use the full name of François De La Rochefoucauld, fix one of his
quotes, and remove the duplicate of it.

Fix the text and attribution of the poem "Youth" by Samuel Ullman.

Our copy was a bastardization of the "older" (probably original?) and
shorter version of the poem; and the "newer" version that is better
known, and arguably more popular. Standardize on the latter.

Cf. http://www.bartleby.com/73/2099.html

Minor typo, fix 2 attributions

fortune(6): fix typos and misspellings.

While here, drop words in the spelling files that are no longer used
anywhere.

Speling errors found via: codespell from Lucas De Marchi

Move potentially offensive fortune to fortunes-o.

PR: bin/137702
MFC after: 3 days

Add advice to new fathers from Thomas Ptacek.

Suggested by: wilko
Approved by: Thomas Ptacek
Security: New parents often feel very insecure.

fix the move so that it matches what the rest of the internet
says about this game... This move also makes more sense...

MFC after: 1 week

Fix indention of attribution line for some recent additions.

MFC after: 3 days

Correct a Cecil Beaton quote

PR: docs/148916
Submitted by: Rob Farmer <rfarmer@predatorlabs.net>

Sync fortunes with other *BSDs

- Spelling errors
- Typographical fixes
- Consistent attributions
- Use Jr. more consistently
- Capitalization of dictionary-like entries
- Sorting using tools/do_sort
- Remove duplicate fortunes
- Style according to the Notes file
- Reflect correct default fortune name in Notes
- Remove some no longer needed spelling hints
- Drop latin1 characters (sorry Mårten)

This is a partial sync against the DragonflyBSD sources, where a lot of
fixes from Free, Net and OpenBSD were merged previously. Only about 50%
of the changes originate from there, the rest was done by dougb and
yours truly.

Partial review by: wilko (earlier version), ed (dito)
In collaboration with: dougb
Approved by: ed (co-mentor)

s/all ready/already/

Submitted by: ru@, gj@

On the (non)sense of legal disclaimers in emails.

Add the definition of Mistakeholder

- Move potentially offensive quotes I committed recently to fortunes-o.
- Reference date.
- Be more clear on context.

Suggested by: dougb

Remove more duplicates

Minor reformatting on a few

- Add two particulary interesting quotes from the past decade.

Properly sort a math fortune after the changes in r193486

Properly sort fortunes added in r174879 and r174959

Move Warner's very funny comparison of VCS to anal sex into fortunes-o

Fix not only the grammar, but also the formatting that makes the gag

"Potluck Pogo" was a collection of Walt Kelly's "Pogo" cartoons
first published in 1955. "Putluck Pogo" seems to be a typo.

Fix several instances of spaces before commas, and one of a space
before a ).

PR: docs/136723
Submitted by: Ulrich Sporlein <uqs@spoerlein.net>
Approved by: re (kib)

Misc fixed to fortunes

PR: conf/112024
Submitted by: Niclas Zeising <niclas.zeising@gmail.com>
MFC after: 2 days

[patch] fortune(6): George Bernard Shaw quote fix

From the original PR:

s/milestones/millstones/
and less important..
s/man/Man/
Not every source I've seen capitalizes 'Man', but it seems
right. Uncapitalized 'man' would usually be preceded by
an 'a'. But I haven't seen any reference cite the orignal
source yet, so I can't say for sure.

http://quotationsbook.com/quote/31568/

PR: conf/131469
Submitted by: John Hein <jhein@timing.com>
MFC after: 2 days

Too good to pass.

Another good day for historical quotes, Oliver Wendell Holmes brought to
you by Thomas L. Friedman.

(http://www.nytimes.com/2008/10/08/opinion/08friedman.html?ref=opinion)

A Wittgenstein quote according to David Ignatius
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/postpartisan/2008/10/the_town_hall_debate_in_praise.html

Add a quote too good to miss from:

http://www.schneier.com/blog/archives/2008/08/schneier_misquo.html

(and reorder one I appearantly didn't get in the right place last time.)

o Alan Shepard was first American in the space; fix attribution.
o Correct Alan's surname.

PR: bin/125812
Submitted by: Derek Taylor [1], gavin [2]
MFC after: 1 week

Unmangle an E.W.Dijkstra quote.

Apply learning from RAIEC (Redundant Array of Independeng English Courses)
kindly provided by four different correspondents since my last commit.

Two quotes too good to miss.

Months in English are capitalized (even when abbreviated).

+Computers can't cruise. Meandering is a foreign concept to them.
+The computer assumes that all behavior is in pursuit of an ultimate
+goal. Whenever a motorist changes his or her mind and veers off
+course, the GPS lady issues that snippy announcement: "Recalculating!"
+ -- Joel Achenbach (www.slate.com, 20 jun 2008)

This bloke has his priorities straight:

+"Can you be more stupid than aggravating the judge AND your lawyer?
+No? Oh yes you can: You can aggravate the whole kernel community."
+ -- Alexander Lyamin (about Hans Reisers murder trial)

Found at: http://www.news.com/8301-10784_3-9925607-7.html?tag=nefd.top

Add a missing quote symbol.

Just met Kurt Vonnegut's quote remarkably relevant
to open software development (as well as to the other
kinds of human activity.)

Put back the quote from Chinggis Khan removed in rev. 1.259.
The quote predated rev. 1.232, which rev. 1.259 was to correct;
therefore it was protected by the "Don't remove fortunes" rule.

Noticed by: ceri
Pointy hat to: yar

Improve some quotes of Chinggis Khan.
Remove militant and moralized quotes of Chinggis Khan.
Add one more quote of Chinggis Khan.

Reviewed by: yar
Approved by: keramida(mentor)

Fix typo.

Add another very relevant quote from "The Elements of Programming Style"
by Kernighan and Plauger.

It was Plauger, not Ritchie, who co-authored both editions
of "The Elements of Programming Style". Also spell the name
of the book properly.

A real gem from freebsd-current@

Aussie New Years wish

Typos corrected.

On Christmas lights.

Warner lets a good one out..

Add my all-time favorite quote, from one of my all-time favorite people.

A few more cleanups.

Sort these files using: sh ../tools/do_sort < $file > $file.sorted

This greatly aids in detecting duplicates, among other things.

This is a massive cleanup of the fortune files, including removal
of many duplicates, formatting/whitespace fixes, spelling fixes,
and a host of others. Note: No fortunes were intentionally removed
(other than duplicates) as part of this cleanup. In removing dupes
I tried to be generous in not removing similarly worded fortunes
that had even slightly different punch lines.

Duplicates were resolved as follows (in this order):
* + limerick -> limerick
* + fortunes-o.real -> fortunes-o.real
* + fortunes2-o -> fortunes2-o
* + zippy -> zippy
murphy + fortunes -> fortunes

In correcting spelling I've tried to leave colloquial variations
(especially British'isms) intact, as well as to not "correct"
errors that are part of the joke.

In fortunes and fortunes2-o I combined a couple of fortunes that
were adjacent to each other that seemed like they should have
originally been combined, and split a couple that seemed like they
should have originally been split.

Miscellaneous:
1. Fixed underlining
2. Capitalized proper names
3. Removed quotation marks from "freestanding" quotes for consistency
4. Added quotation marks to QOTD fortunes that needed them
5. Corrected or added many attributions
6. Removed apostrophes from trailing 's' that are plural, not possessive
7. Updated the path to fortune stuff included in some of the jokes
8. Updated several fortunes to their original version, and added attribution
9. Split up compound words that ispell tripped over

Another typo in the previous commited fix. That makes four typos
in one fortune of only 32 words. Based on that single ratio, there
are 50453 more typos in the rest of the fortunes file....

Noticed by: Nate Lawson <nate@root.org>
MFC after: 1 week

[patch] Fortune typos, around line 57346 of fortunes datfile

Small typos -- saw in a fortune today that 'equipped' is
spelled 'equpped'. Also, 'vacuum' is spelled 'vaccuum'.
Corrected diff provided below.

PR: misc/112049
Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <shieronymus@speakeasy.net>
MFC after: 1 week

Correct, add or improve attributions for, and add to quotations from
"The Wizard of Oz"

One duplicate was also removed that wasn't the right quote anyway

Fix a couple of small typos, and remove a duplicate

Change to the original version of the poem titled "The Guy in the Glass,"
and add the proper attribution. Also add an explanation for the Middle
English word used in the first line.

Remove duplicate. Was that a bug? :-)

Correct typo.

Correct two small typos

Line wrap previous entry

Submitted by: des

A note from Peter Wemm about how to tell the difference between amd64 and
ia64.

- Fix typo

PR: bin/110648
Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <shieronymus@speakeasy.net>
Approved by: keramida (mentor)
MFC after: 3 days

Add Wise Words from Colin on irregular verbs and code quality. :-)

Submitted by: cperciva

More minor cleanups:

1. Fix small typo "retorted ." -> "retorted."
2. Remove from fortunes a story that is duplicated in fortunes2-o
3. Remove from fortunes and fortunes2-o Zippy the Pinhead quotes
that are already in the zippy file.
4. ... therefore remove zippy from fortunes.sp.ok
5. Remove a duplicate in the zippy file.

Add the fortunes from the PR that were not already present.
Delete some duplicates found while double checking the new ones,
and fix a typo.

These haven't been sorted yet, but will be in a future commit.

PR: ports/40273
Submitted by: Achim Patzner <ap@proxon.bnc.net>

Wisdom of Chinggis (Genghis) Khan.

Submitted by: Ganbold <ganbold@micom.mng.net>

o Fix typo: manger -> manager.

PR: misc/106253
Submitted by: Niclas Zeising
MFC after: 1 week

Squash a typo.

Submitted by: Miltiadis Margaronis <mmargaron@gmail.com>

It so happens that everything that is stupid is not unconstitutional.
-- Supreme Court Justice Antonio Scalia

Voltaire again.

Add a delightful typographic gem I discovered on page 143 in Edward
Tuftes book "The Visual Display of Quantitative Information"

The constant width font does not quite do the typeset original justice,
but it is is good enough for a fortune.

Too many good quotes flying by these days.

visionary thoughts..

MFC after: 1 week

Commit the results of the typo hunt by Darren Pilgrim.
This change affects documentation and comments only,
no real code involved.

PR: misc/101245
Submitted by: Darren Pilgrim <darren pilgrim bitfreak org>
Tested by: md5(1)
MFC after: 1 week

And now without typo.

Add a good quote that gets used a lot in the debate about global
warming right now:

It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary
depends upon his not understanding it.
-- Upton Sinclir

+To create quality software, the ability to say no is usually far
+more important than the ability to say yes.
+ -- Michi Henning
+%

Burying UNIX--a quote by Rob Pike,

Seen on The UNIX Heritage Society mailing list.

Add two little nuggets of wisdom I picked up at work today:

The three most dangerous things in the world are a programmer with a
soldering iron, a hardware type with a program patch and a user with
an idea. -- The Wizardry Compiled by Rick Cook

and

Debugging is anticipated with distaste, performed with reluctance, and
bragged about forever. -- Button at the Boston Computer Museum

I wonder why people call me a cynic. ;-)

Who am I to correct the native speakers... anyway, s/council/counsel/

Noted by: des

Any sufficiently simple directive can be obfuscated beyond reason
given proper legal council.

- Alfred Perlstein

Layers are for cakes, not for software.
-- Bart Smaalders

From Performance Anti-patterns. ACM Queue 4(1):44-50. February 2006.
(Author confirmed via email that the quote is his own).

In our system there's no intermediate step between a definitive Supreme
Court decision and violent revolution.
-- Al Gore (New York Magazine, May 29 2006)

To save you all the trouble with CVSWEB:

Peter Fellgett's wildcard recipe:
Into a clean dish, place the dry ingredients and add the
liquids until the right consistency is obtained. Turn out
into suitable containers and cook until done.

Go figure this error...

Submitted by: Thomas Beha

Add attribution: the quote comes from Perlis's Paradigms of AI Programming
p. 348. See http://www.norvig.com/Lisp-retro.html

Remove a corrupted fortune ending in line noise. Even googling did not
turn up a non-corrupted version, else I would have restored it.
(No, it's not the one that uses line noise intentionally.)

o s/you health/your health/.

PR: conf/95810
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson

Her name was Anne Frank, not Ann Frank.

MFC after: 1 month

Wisdom about the Open Source ecosystem.

Submitted by: Mårten Mickos

Clarify time frame of jkh quote.

Add wisdom from jkh.

Never do programs contain so few bugs as when no debugging tools
are available.
-- Niklaus Wirth

Pointed by: Panagiotis Louridas

Add some wisdom from Garrett Wollman concerning error codes returned by
system calls.

Remove some duplicated entries

PR: conf/81924
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson@ury.york.ac.uk>
Approved by: philip (mentor)
MFC after: 3 days

We will not be responsible for damage to equipment, your ego, county wide
power outages, spontaneously generated mini (or larger) black holes,
planetary disruptions, or personal injury or worse that may result from the
use of this material.
-- taken from Samuel M. Goldwasser's
Sam's Strobe FAQ Notes on the Troubleshooting
and Repair of Electronic Flash Units and Strobe Lights

"A life lived in fear is a life half lived"

Add missing John Gilmore quote.

Canonify, correct, and add citations related to Douglas Adams' work.
Correct a quotation from Hitchhiker's.

Add another 'best quote about XML evar!' courtesy Pav Lucistnik (pav@)

correct typo

add witty remark about serious thought.

MFC after: 2 days

Fix typo

Bruce Schneier is underrepresented in the fortune file.

Add a valuable piece of Usenet advice about storing passwords. :-)

Obtained from: jpd on comp.unix.bsd.freebsd.misc

Whitespaces cleanup.

PR: conf/81926
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin.atkinson at ury dot york dot ac dot uk>

Remove a fortune that is duplicated verbatim in fortunes2-o

Remove a duplicate and fix a typo.

Notable quote by Theodore Roosevelt.

MFC after: 3 days

About life

Add relationship between offence and beer.

Submitted by: philip

-- storage engineer on the virtues of FC-AL

Move the "yiddish cooking has killed more jews than Hitler" quote back
to the offensive file.

The other Hitler quotes/references stay in the unoffensive file, as
they offer more historical perspective than this one.

Approved by: core

wisdom about 'beachhead'

Add the best quote evar! about XML.

Be a nice community member and honor the request for backout after
stirring the hornet's nest. This issue will be resolved by core.

Move the Hitler quotes and some references to him to the "offensive" file.
I did not bother to sort them all. If you have a script, feel free.

While I find the Hitler quotes extremely questionable, I'm enough
of a pedant to properly spell the monster's first name.

Snoopy in quality of life.

When operating the diopter adjustment knob with your eye to the view-
finder, be careful not to put your fingers or fingernails in your eye.
-- found in the users manual of the Nikon D2x camera,
a camera for professional photographers
%

Hand it to spaff, he knows how to say it:

Using encryption on the Internet is the equivalent of arranging
an armoured car to deliver credit card information from someone
living in a cardboard box to someone living on a park bench.
-- Gene Spafford, Purdue University.

Remove duplicate and attribute Weinbergs second law to the right weinberg.

Data is not information;
Information is not knowledge;
Knowledge is not wisdom
-- Gary Flake

s/self-distruction/self-destruction

He who receives ideas from me, receives instruction himself without
lessening mine; as he who lights his taper at mine receives light
without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson on patents on ideas.

These words, while not spoken about anything even slightly related, are very,
very applicable when waiting for world to compile *grin*

Impatience award to: philip

Remove dublicate entries and correct apostrophe abuse.

Submitted by: Christoph Mallon <christoph.mallon@gmx.de>

Add a story about confusing information theory with thermodynamics.

Another good Dijkstra quote.

Add missing quote.

Wisdom from 1972.

Add a neat remark on the popular belief that the universe is a safe
the man ought to break open and rob.

Keep only one style of Pittsburgh driver's tests.

Noticed by: Pawel Worach

Trim more cookies, by playing with different hash functions,
e.g., by trimming all non-alphabet characters and whitespace,
converting to lowercase, and considering only first (or last)
N letters (maybe only consonants). The fortune editor then
displays all fortunes that have the same hash, and allows to
remove one of them. The rest is written to stdout.

Ignore consonants, and remove more duplicates.

Removed more duplicates (forgot to ignore underscore).

Keep the fortune above this.

Reviewed by: sheldonh

Remove more duplicates.

Ignore vowels, and remove more duplicates, mostly due to typos.

Trim some obnoxious warlording.

Removed more duplicates, by ignoring "i", "you", "we",
"an", "is", "are", "will", "'ll", "is", "'s" to find
them. More to follow...

Merged fortunes with fortunes2.
Sort fortunes (except for the first entry).

Removed 1695 fortunes also found in fortunes2.

Ignore case and all non-word characters, and remove more duplicates.

- Add few lines from my personal signature file

Suggested by: Florent Thoumie
Approved by: mux

Removed full duplicates that only differ in amount of whitespace
and line breaks.

s/principals/principles/

Fortune was duplicated, remove one copy.

Add comment on current state of hardware documentation.

Submitted by: philip

"3 hands"

From Richard W. Hamming ``You and Your Research''
Transcription of the Bell Communications Research Colloquium Seminar
7 March 1986 by J. F. Kaiser:

There are wavelengths that people cannot see, there are
sounds that people cannot hear, and maybe computers have thoughts
that people cannot think.

The Ken Thompson school of thought on expert systems:
there's table lookup, fraud, and grand fraud.
-- Andrew Hume

USENIX'04 Technical Conference, reported by Adam S. Moskowitz
;Login: 29(5):49, October 2004.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember, amateurs built the ark.
Professionals built the Titanic.

Improve accuracy of last addition, as best Google advices me.

I'm surprised this one was not here yet.

To save you all a trip to CVSWEB:

Experts have correctly predicted nine out of the last five recessions.
-- Paul Samuelson, Nobel laureate in economics.

s/the on/on the/

PR: misc/70842
Submitted by: Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>

Immortalize the words of a -current reader.

Add a useful snippet on limitations of inductive reasoning by Bertrand
Russell.

The name of the landlord in Shaw's _The Man of Destiny_ is Giuseppe (not
Guiseppe) Gandi.

Submitted by: Massimiliano Stucchi <stucchi@willystudios.com>
MFC after: 3 days

Fix whitespace and punctuation.

PR: misc/49967
Submitted by: Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>

Add a Nicollism.

Consistently credit President Truman as Harry S. Truman.

* Reformat several attributions according to ../Notes (mostly whitespace)
* Spell out some names that were pointlessly abbreviated
* Remove a couple of incidental duplicates
* Harry Truman had no actual middle name. The initial "S" was added to his
name to make him appear more statesmanlike. Therefore it's not usually punctuated.
* Format a couple of actual fortunes to fit into 72 columns

Definition of recursion.

Pedantry.

Submitted by: njl@

On the signs of network congestion.

Submitted by: Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>

Re-sort

Moore's law vs. Nethack

Submitted by: Simon Tatham <anakin@pobox.com>

Fix grammar to make it correctly wrong.

Add a Dijkstra comment on programming languages.

Don peril-sensitive sunglasses and correct the spelling of ukulele.

"Ukulele" is the canonical term, with "ukelele" being a derivation.
Also there is some evidence that the original appearance of the quote
had the spelling "ukulele", although anyone who has a copy of Esquire
from March 1967 is welcome to prove me wrong.

PR: bin/65626
Submitted by: Gavin Atkinson <gavin@ury.york.ac.uk>

Add an observation by Dijkstra software engineering.

Too good to miss.

Wisdumb by: Danno Coppock <danno@ipinc.com>

"The Aged Aged Man" was not a word doubling.

Spotted by: grog

typo, duh!

This is simply too true to not become a fortune.

Wisdom by: wes

Fix all cases of unintended word doublings (the the, and and, ...) and a
few typos.

A too good Feynman quote to pass up.

Add a card carryring member of the Pointless Comparison Collection.

Addition.

A comment about spam and cockroaches.

Suggested by: dwmalone

Fix typo.

Retrocomputing alternate history....

Remove a duplicate entry.

Eliminate a duplicate.

Add a quote of wpaul@ explaining the importance of including requested
content when replying to an e-mail.

Preserve an involunteerily joke SunCheckup has been providing.
(NB: the space before the colon in the second line is authentic, please
don't remove.)

Fixup three rather minor typos that have irked me over time.

Add long-term view of astronomy.

Submitted by: newton

The attribution appears to be correct according to
http://emporium.turnpike.net/C/cs/sagan.htm. Others have apparently
attributed it to Carl Sagan.

Fix style of recent additions and sort.

Add a great quote from Linus Torvalds about BDE.

Fix a grammar bogon.

Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after: 4.8 is out the door.

Add Greenspun's Tenth Rule of Programming.

Correct typos.

Submitted by: Seth Hieronymus <sethh@principia.edu>
X-MFC after: 4.8 is out the door

Add Warner Losh quote.
Submitted by: Alexandr Kovalenko <never@nevermind.kiev.ua>

Immortalize a Robert Watson quote.

Add an explanation of why indirection is good. Remove an indirection
filk that also appears in fortunes2.

Correct typos, mostly s/ a / an / where appropriate. Some whitespace cleanup,
especially in troff files.

The future's bright: the future's Ballard...

Add a fortune for people who have read their classics.

So a positive time zone offset is west, right? or is it east? Um.
What is the standard for this, anyway? Ah, we get to choose. I see.

This commit is brought to you by the numbers 2001 and 2822 and the
letters P, O, S, I, X and R, F, C.

Fix spelling of Bismarck's name and remove duplicate
Bertrand Russell quotations.

Spell Ken Olsen's name the same way everywhere.

PR: 7434

Remove some Dijkstra quotes from fortunes that are duplicated in fortunes2.
Move the single remaining one across to fortunes2 to join its friends.
Spell his name consistently. Remove a couple of other duplicate fortunes.

Re-sort.

Remove spurious quotes.

Correctly sort previous addition.

Some more advice from Dijkstra.

Add C code that counts the bits in a 32 bit word, right next to the C code
that reverses the bits in a 32 bit word. Who thinks up this stuff?

Correctly attribute a Douglas Adams quote, and remove a duplicate of
the same quote.

s/-300K/~300K/

This is an absolute (kelvin) temperature. I expect that in the original
source it was typeset as $\sim 300~{\rm K}$ or similar, meaning
"approximately 300 K". Changing it to a minus sign in the fortunes file
was clearly an error, as absolute temperatures are by definition positive.

More ispell fun

Spell out the name of Hunter S. Thompson.

Move the Rush Limbaugh fortunes to the offensive file, right after the
Anti-Reagan section. :) Apparently, people find opinions contrary to
their own to be offensive.

* Add a quote about the differences between human and machine
understanding from Ellen Ullman.
* Add Rush Limbaugh's 35 Undeniable Truths of Life. The ordering
of the entries is due to the ../tools/do_sort script.

* Add $FreeBSD$ to limerick and zippy
* Delete trailing white space in all its forms. In addition to being
bad style in general, it also causes formatting, and other problems
for various third party items (like xscreensaver) which use fortunes
for their own purposes.

There is no host called new.bbc.co.uk - fix url.

Reviewed by: jkh
Approved by: jkh, murray
MFC after: 3 days

Sort.

Spell Fred Brooks's name right.

Add a few more aphorisms.

Add some of uncontroversial fortunes from my files.

Add a new fortune seen in the sig of an e-mail.

Submitted by: ue (indirectly)
Approved by: eivind

Assorted mechanical fixes.

PR: 34790
Submitted by: Mike Makonnen <mike_makonnen@yahoo.com>

Add one.

Submitted by: jedgar
Reviewed by: The usual gang of idiots in that IRC channel.

Clean up G. B. Shaw quotes:
- fix missing punctuation,
- remove duplicates in fortunes2,
- don't abbreviate first names.

Remove duplication of Shaw's principle in fortunes2.

Correct typo.

A case of ninfo (non-info)

Submitted by: Hans.VanSluis@compaq.com
MFC after: 1 month

Unix: Just Say No..

Obtained from: Jan.Hendriks@Compaq.com
MFC after: 3 days

Trim yet another duplicate fortune.

Properly sort the last two fortunes alphabetically.

Add a short commentary on libdialog by jkh.

Remove an incorrect duplicate Douglas Adam quote and properly format and
the correct duplicate. Both versions also attributed the quote to the
wrong book.

Fix a typo and add a missing period.

Remove some duplicate fortunes.

s/Kenned y/Kennedy/

Pointed out by: $a_lot_of_people

This string of coincidences was too good to let pass.

Obtained from: BBC World Service on 9410kHz

Fix some duplicate quotes and tidy up some Dr. Who quotes.

Fix a typo:
Flinstone -> Flintstone.

Submitted by: grog (during the kernel debugging session at BSDConEurope)

Add terminating % so the last fortune can be found.
Add a fortune.

Correct attribution and fix translation from Danish.

Add some important advice for young optical physicists.

Borrow Peter's peril-sensitive sunglasses and add a short parody quoted in
the unnamed IRC channel.

Update a duplicate quotation.

PR: 30228
MFC after: 2 weeks

A good sysadmin always carries around a few feet of fiber. If he ever
gets lost, he simply drops the fiber on the ground, waits ten minutes,
then asks the backhoe operator for directions.
-- Bill Bradford <mrbill@mrbill.net>

Submitted by: Kris Kirby <kris@catonic.net>

Document the mysterious Peter Wemm Murphy Field (PWMF).

Reviewed by: phk, eivind, nra

Remove some more duplicate fortunes.

Resort the last entry to its proper location. D definitely comes before Z.

Remove a duplicate entry.

%DCL-I-FORMATRIGHT, Format VMS error messages pedantically correct.

Remove a duplicate piece of chalk.

PR: 23132
Submitted by: Alex Kapranoff <alex@kapran.bitmcnit.bryansk.su>

Lets spell the guys name correctly: s/Avogardo/Avogadro/

Remove spurious '"'.

PR: 24979
Submitted by: Joseph Scott <joseph@randomnetworks.com>

Unfortunately low-altitude overflights is not enough to make penguins crash.

Remove a duplicate fortune.

PR: 21629
Submitted by: Sean C. Farley <sean-freebsd@farley.org>

Correct a bignum.

Detected-by: lang/clisp
Approved-by: jkh

Add definitions of hardware and software.

Add another Bill Paul quote.

Approved by: jkh

put the entires back in order.... I forgot to do that after we dicussed
this at the BSDi get together...

By overwhelming demand, revert the one=two joke to its previous form.
Also, fix a couple whitespace formatting errors and typos.

Note that the Klingon joke has a 12-point version in the
-chat list, mesg-id: <19990717120618.C269@marder-1> (thanks to
DES and to submitter doug@gorean). Also, note that the following
people need to learn to double-space after a period: <DougB@gorean.org>,
<des@flood.ping.uio.no>, <mellon@pobox.com>, <jeroen@vangelderen.org>,
and <rsidd@physics.iisc.ernet.in>.

Fix some newlines which have snuck in here in contradiction with
fortune's formatting rules.

Add some fortunes, typically gleaned from FreeBSD mailing lists, remove
some dups, fix some typos and formatting.

Submitted-by (in no particular order):
Cy Schubert <cschuber@uumail.gov.bc.ca> (bin/12477)
David Kelly <dkelly@hiwaay.net> (misc/16647)
Zachary K Drew <drew0054@tc.umn.edu> (misc/16848)
Mark Ovens <mark@ukug.uk.freebsd.org> (misc/15809)
Bruce A. Mah <bmah@nimitz.ca.sandia.gov> (bin/17085)
And myself.

Approved by: The Fortune Teller

Add a new fortune and remove an email address.

Reviewed by: jkh

Put the '%' before the new appended fortune, not after.

This, we believe, is the first commit
from Disneyland, committed via ssh
on a Palm + wireless.

Inspired by: ps
Thanks to: Glenn (Damn, now I want one of these :-)

Fix typo.

Add the "3 syncs" fortune Jordan has been posting in Usenet years ago.

Found by: Thomas Gellekum <tg@melaten.rwth-aachen.de>

Add Matt Fuller's comment about long-standing x86 bug that allows you
to install Windows.

Brucify last commit:

- Use consistent capitalization.
- Subjects and verbs now agree.

Pointed-out-by: sheldonh

Added definition of 'brucify'.

Submitted by: Eivind Eklund
Suggested by: Brian Somers

Minor typo nit. Also, remove the redundant entry from fortunes2.

PR: bin/14239
Submitted by: Doug Barton <Doug@gorean.org>

Curchill --> Churchill

The submitter also posted a change to 'fortunes.sp.ok', but it
looks like this file is no longer needed in our version so I've
left the typo in the file. (It also doesn't have a $FreeBSD$ tag,
and I couldn't easily find in the code whether it will allow comments
within it or not.)

PR: 14832
Submitted by: mfisher@parsons.rh.rit.edu

Remove my completely un-funny IRC fortune.

Reviewed by: jkh

Self-contradicting commit.

Lewis Carroll's name was spelled Lewis Carrol in some fortunes

PR: 14569
Submitted by: Janet Davis <janet@one-eyed-alien.net>

IRC wisdom.

Add Kirk's comment about "copycenter"; it's just too good to pass up.

Moderate the "public" fortunes file somewhat; add the original to
the -offensive database. Also provide some whimsy in the $FBSD$
headers.

Suggested by: The Kibbutz squad.

Add a location to grog's assesment for historical reasons.

Submitted by: grog

Some more old quotations I had sitting around that I shared and were
laughed at.

Reviewed by: the FreeBSDcon terminal room

FreeBSDcon Wisdom.

Reviewed by: the anonymous members of the FreeBSDcon terminal room.

Document the usefulness of Michelle Pfeiffer in OS marketing.

Fix a bunch of typos and spelling errors.

PR: misc/12965
Partially Submitted by: Patrick Seal <patseal@hyperhost.net>

A stupid nit, change freebsd to FreeBSD.

By popular request: Bill Paul's undying words.

Add recognition that Microsoft NT does not exist.

Requested-by: John Baldwin <jobaldwi@vt.edu>

Fix typo.

PR: 12784
Submitted by: Doug <Doug@gorean.org>

Fix typo (if it's not a typo, then it doesn't make sense IMHO)

Teruillian --> Tertullian

PR: 5928
Submitted by: Doug <Studded@dal.net>

spelling error.

minor fortune fixes:
o convert a ' to "
o remove a stray "
o format some attributations properly

Remove some duplicated and incomplete entries

a bunch of formatting (\t -> \t\t) changes... so I was board one night.. :)

The fact that people can't put the proper source on Kierkegaards
most famous insult to humanity can be forgiven, afterall, it
almost underlines the quote with irony, if one knows the context.

But to misspell the name of Alfred E. Neuman ...

Correct some grammar. Closes PR# 2520.

Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>

Fix some typos and remove a couple of duplicate
fortunes. Closes PR#s 2358 and 2402.

Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <gurney_j@efn.org>

Fix minor typo/grammatical error

Submitted by: John-Mark Gurney <jmg@nike.efn.org> in PR 2085

Spell a German fortune correctly.

This commit was generated by cvs2svn to compensate for changes in r2490,
which included commits to RCS files with non-trunk default branches.

Bring in the 4.4 Lite games directory, modulo man page changes and segregation
of the x11 based games. I'm not going to tag the originals with bsd_44_lite
and do this in two stages since it's just not worth it for this collection,
and I've got directory renames to deal with that way. Bleah.
Submitted by: jkh