1;;; doctor.el --- psychological help for frustrated users 2 3;; Copyright (C) 1985, 1987, 1994, 1996, 2000, 2001, 2002, 2003, 2004, 4;; 2005, 2006, 2007 Free Software Foundation, Inc. 5 6;; Maintainer: FSF 7;; Keywords: games 8 9;; This file is part of GNU Emacs. 10 11;; GNU Emacs is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify 12;; it under the terms of the GNU General Public License as published by 13;; the Free Software Foundation; either version 2, or (at your option) 14;; any later version. 15 16;; GNU Emacs is distributed in the hope that it will be useful, 17;; but WITHOUT ANY WARRANTY; without even the implied warranty of 18;; MERCHANTABILITY or FITNESS FOR A PARTICULAR PURPOSE. See the 19;; GNU General Public License for more details. 20 21;; You should have received a copy of the GNU General Public License 22;; along with GNU Emacs; see the file COPYING. If not, write to the 23;; Free Software Foundation, Inc., 51 Franklin Street, Fifth Floor, 24;; Boston, MA 02110-1301, USA. 25 26;;; Commentary: 27 28;; The single entry point `doctor', simulates a Rogerian analyst using 29;; phrase-production techniques similar to the classic ELIZA demonstration 30;; of pseudo-AI. 31 32;; This file was for a while censored by the Communications Decency Act. 33;; Some of its features were removed. The law was promoted as a ban 34;; on pornography, but it bans far more than that. The doctor program 35;; did not contain pornography, but part of it was prohibited 36;; nonetheless. 37 38;; The Supreme Court overturned the Communications Decency Act, but 39;; Congress is sure to look for some other way to try to end free speech. 40;; For information on US government censorship of the Internet, and 41;; what you can do to protect freedom of the press, see the web 42;; site http://www.vtw.org/ 43;; See also the file etc/CENSORSHIP in the Emacs distribution 44;; for a discussion of why and how this file was censored, and the 45;; political implications of the issue. 46 47;;; Code: 48 49(defvar **mad**) (defvar *debug*) (defvar *print-space*) 50(defvar *print-upcase*) (defvar abuselst) (defvar abusewords) 51(defvar account) (defvar afraidof) (defvar arerelated) 52(defvar areyou) (defvar bak) (defvar beclst) 53(defvar bother) (defvar bye) (defvar canyou) 54(defvar chatlst) (defvar continue) (defvar deathlst) 55(defvar describe) (defvar drnk) (defvar drugs) 56(defvar eliza-flag) (defvar elizalst) (defvar famlst) 57(defvar feared) (defvar fears) (defvar feelings-about) 58(defvar foullst) (defvar found) (defvar hello) 59(defvar history) (defvar howareyoulst) (defvar howdyflag) 60(defvar huhlst) (defvar ibelieve) (defvar improve) 61(defvar inter) (defvar isee) (defvar isrelated) 62(defvar lincount) (defvar longhuhlst) (defvar lover) 63(defvar machlst) (defvar mathlst) (defvar maybe) 64(defvar moods) (defvar neglst) (defvar obj) 65(defvar object) (defvar owner) (defvar please) 66(defvar problems) (defvar qlist) (defvar random-adjective) 67(defvar relation) (defvar remlst) (defvar repetitive-shortness) 68(defvar replist) (defvar rms-flag) (defvar schoollst) 69(defvar sent) (defvar sexlst) (defvar shortbeclst) 70(defvar shortlst) (defvar something) (defvar sportslst) 71(defvar stallmanlst) (defvar states) (defvar subj) 72(defvar suicide-flag) (defvar sure) (defvar things) 73(defvar thlst) (defvar toklst) (defvar typos) 74(defvar verb) (defvar want) (defvar whatwhen) 75(defvar whereoutp) (defvar whysay) (defvar whywant) 76(defvar zippy-flag) (defvar zippylst) 77 78(defun doc// (x) x) 79 80(defmacro doc$ (what) 81 "quoted arg form of doctor-$" 82 (list 'doctor-$ (list 'quote what))) 83 84(defun doctor-$ (what) 85 "Return the car of a list, rotating the list each time" 86 (let* ((vv (symbol-value what)) 87 (first (car vv)) 88 (ww (append (cdr vv) (list first)))) 89 (set what ww) 90 first)) 91 92(defvar doctor-mode-map 93 (let ((map (make-sparse-keymap))) 94 (define-key map "\n" 'doctor-read-print) 95 (define-key map "\r" 'doctor-ret-or-read) 96 map)) 97 98(define-derived-mode doctor-mode text-mode "Doctor" 99 "Major mode for running the Doctor (Eliza) program. 100Like Text mode with Auto Fill mode 101except that RET when point is after a newline, or LFD at any time, 102reads the sentence before point, and prints the Doctor's answer." 103 (make-doctor-variables) 104 (turn-on-auto-fill) 105 (doctor-type '(i am the psychotherapist \. 106 (doc$ please) (doc$ describe) your (doc$ problems) \. 107 each time you are finished talking, type \R\E\T twice \.)) 108 (insert "\n")) 109 110(defun make-doctor-variables () 111 (make-local-variable 'typos) 112 (setq typos 113 (mapcar (function (lambda (x) 114 (put (car x) 'doctor-correction (cadr x)) 115 (put (cadr x) 'doctor-expansion (car (cddr x))) 116 (car x))) 117 '((theyll they\'ll (they will)) 118 (theyre they\'re (they are)) 119 (hes he\'s (he is)) 120 (he7s he\'s (he is)) 121 (im i\'m (you are)) 122 (i7m i\'m (you are)) 123 (isa is\ a (is a)) 124 (thier their (their)) 125 (dont don\'t (do not)) 126 (don7t don\'t (do not)) 127 (you7re you\'re (i am)) 128 (you7ve you\'ve (i have)) 129 (you7ll you\'ll (i will))))) 130 (make-local-variable 'found) 131 (setq found nil) 132 (make-local-variable 'owner) 133 (setq owner nil) 134 (make-local-variable 'history) 135 (setq history nil) 136 (make-local-variable '*debug*) 137 (setq *debug* nil) 138 (make-local-variable 'inter) 139 (setq inter 140 '((well\,) 141 (hmmm \.\.\.\ so\,) 142 (so) 143 (\.\.\.and) 144 (then))) 145 (make-local-variable 'continue) 146 (setq continue 147 '((continue) 148 (proceed) 149 (go on) 150 (keep going) )) 151 (make-local-variable 'relation) 152 (setq relation 153 '((your relationship with) 154 (something you remember about) 155 (your feelings toward) 156 (some experiences you have had with) 157 (how you feel about))) 158 (make-local-variable 'fears) 159 (setq fears '( ((doc$ whysay) you are (doc$ afraidof) (doc// feared) \?) 160 (you seem terrified by (doc// feared) \.) 161 (when did you first feel (doc$ afraidof) (doc// feared) \?) )) 162 (make-local-variable 'sure) 163 (setq sure '((sure)(positive)(certain)(absolutely sure))) 164 (make-local-variable 'afraidof) 165 (setq afraidof '( (afraid of) (frightened by) (scared of) )) 166 (make-local-variable 'areyou) 167 (setq areyou '( (are you)(have you been)(have you been) )) 168 (make-local-variable 'isrelated) 169 (setq isrelated '( (has something to do with)(is related to) 170 (could be the reason for) (is caused by)(is because of))) 171 (make-local-variable 'arerelated) 172 (setq arerelated '((have something to do with)(are related to) 173 (could have caused)(could be the reason for) (are caused by) 174 (are because of))) 175 (make-local-variable 'moods) 176 (setq moods '( ((doc$ areyou)(doc// found) often \?) 177 (what causes you to be (doc// found) \?) 178 ((doc$ whysay) you are (doc// found) \?) )) 179 (make-local-variable 'maybe) 180 (setq maybe 181 '((maybe) 182 (perhaps) 183 (possibly))) 184 (make-local-variable 'whatwhen) 185 (setq whatwhen 186 '((what happened when) 187 (what would happen if))) 188 (make-local-variable 'hello) 189 (setq hello 190 '((how do you do \?) (hello \.) (howdy!) (hello \.) (hi \.) (hi there \.))) 191 (make-local-variable 'drnk) 192 (setq drnk 193 '((do you drink a lot of (doc// found) \?) 194 (do you get drunk often \?) 195 ((doc$ describe) your drinking habits \.) )) 196 (make-local-variable 'drugs) 197 (setq drugs '( (do you use (doc// found) often \?)((doc$ areyou) 198 addicted to (doc// found) \?)(do you realize that drugs can 199 be very harmful \?)((doc$ maybe) you should try to quit using (doc// found) 200 \.))) 201 (make-local-variable 'whywant) 202 (setq whywant '( ((doc$ whysay) (doc// subj) might (doc$ want) (doc// obj) \?) 203 (how does it feel to want \?) 204 (why should (doc// subj) get (doc// obj) \?) 205 (when did (doc// subj) first (doc$ want) (doc// obj) \?) 206 ((doc$ areyou) obsessed with (doc// obj) \?) 207 (why should i give (doc// obj) to (doc// subj) \?) 208 (have you ever gotten (doc// obj) \?) )) 209 (make-local-variable 'canyou) 210 (setq canyou '((of course i can \.) 211 (why should i \?) 212 (what makes you think i would even want to \?) 213 (i am the doctor\, i can do anything i damn please \.) 214 (not really\, it\'s not up to me \.) 215 (depends\, how important is it \?) 216 (i could\, but i don\'t think it would be a wise thing to do \.) 217 (can you \?) 218 (maybe i can\, maybe i can\'t \.\.\.) 219 (i don\'t think i should do that \.))) 220 (make-local-variable 'want) 221 (setq want '( (want) (desire) (wish) (want) (hope) )) 222 (make-local-variable 'shortlst) 223 (setq shortlst 224 '((can you elaborate on that \?) 225 ((doc$ please) continue \.) 226 (go on\, don\'t be afraid \.) 227 (i need a little more detail please \.) 228 (you\'re being a bit brief\, (doc$ please) go into detail \.) 229 (can you be more explicit \?) 230 (and \?) 231 ((doc$ please) go into more detail \?) 232 (you aren\'t being very talkative today\!) 233 (is that all there is to it \?) 234 (why must you respond so briefly \?))) 235 236 (make-local-variable 'famlst) 237 (setq famlst 238 '((tell me (doc$ something) about (doc// owner) family \.) 239 (you seem to dwell on (doc// owner) family \.) 240 ((doc$ areyou) hung up on (doc// owner) family \?))) 241 (make-local-variable 'huhlst) 242 (setq huhlst 243 '(((doc$ whysay)(doc// sent) \?) 244 (is it because of (doc$ things) that you say (doc// sent) \?) )) 245 (make-local-variable 'longhuhlst) 246 (setq longhuhlst 247 '(((doc$ whysay) that \?) 248 (i don\'t understand \.) 249 ((doc$ thlst)) 250 ((doc$ areyou) (doc$ afraidof) that \?))) 251 (make-local-variable 'feelings-about) 252 (setq feelings-about 253 '((feelings about) 254 (apprehensions toward) 255 (thoughts on) 256 (emotions toward))) 257 (make-local-variable 'random-adjective) 258 (setq random-adjective 259 '((vivid) 260 (emotionally stimulating) 261 (exciting) 262 (boring) 263 (interesting) 264 (recent) 265 (random) ;How can we omit this? 266 (unusual) 267 (shocking) 268 (embarrassing))) 269 (make-local-variable 'whysay) 270 (setq whysay 271 '((why do you say) 272 (what makes you believe) 273 (are you sure that) 274 (do you really think) 275 (what makes you think) )) 276 (make-local-variable 'isee) 277 (setq isee 278 '((i see \.\.\.) 279 (yes\,) 280 (i understand \.) 281 (oh \.) )) 282 (make-local-variable 'please) 283 (setq please 284 '((please\,) 285 (i would appreciate it if you would) 286 (perhaps you could) 287 (please\,) 288 (would you please) 289 (why don\'t you) 290 (could you))) 291 (make-local-variable 'bye) 292 (setq bye 293 '((my secretary will send you a bill \.) 294 (bye bye \.) 295 (see ya \.) 296 (ok\, talk to you some other time \.) 297 (talk to you later \.) 298 (ok\, have fun \.) 299 (ciao \.))) 300 (make-local-variable 'something) 301 (setq something 302 '((something) 303 (more) 304 (how you feel))) 305 (make-local-variable 'things) 306 (setq things 307 '(;(your interests in computers) ;; let's make this less computer oriented 308 ;(the machines you use) 309 (your plans) 310 ;(your use of computers) 311 (your life) 312 ;(other machines you use) 313 (the people you hang around with) 314 ;(computers you like) 315 (problems at school) 316 (any hobbies you have) 317 ;(other computers you use) 318 (your sex life) 319 (hangups you have) 320 (your inhibitions) 321 (some problems in your childhood) 322 ;(knowledge of computers) 323 (some problems at home))) 324 (make-local-variable 'describe) 325 (setq describe 326 '((describe) 327 (tell me about) 328 (talk about) 329 (discuss) 330 (tell me more about) 331 (elaborate on))) 332 (make-local-variable 'ibelieve) 333 (setq ibelieve 334 '((i believe) (i think) (i have a feeling) (it seems to me that) 335 (it looks like))) 336 (make-local-variable 'problems) 337 (setq problems '( (problems) 338 (inhibitions) 339 (hangups) 340 (difficulties) 341 (anxieties) 342 (frustrations) )) 343 (make-local-variable 'bother) 344 (setq bother 345 '((does it bother you that) 346 (are you annoyed that) 347 (did you ever regret) 348 (are you sorry) 349 (are you satisfied with the fact that))) 350 (make-local-variable 'machlst) 351 (setq machlst 352 '((you have your mind on (doc// found) \, it seems \.) 353 (you think too much about (doc// found) \.) 354 (you should try taking your mind off of (doc// found)\.) 355 (are you a computer hacker \?))) 356 (make-local-variable 'qlist) 357 (setq qlist 358 '((what do you think \?) 359 (i\'ll ask the questions\, if you don\'t mind!) 360 (i could ask the same thing myself \.) 361 ((doc$ please) allow me to do the questioning \.) 362 (i have asked myself that question many times \.) 363 ((doc$ please) try to answer that question yourself \.))) 364 (make-local-variable 'foullst) 365 (setq foullst 366 '(((doc$ please) watch your tongue!) 367 ((doc$ please) avoid such unwholesome thoughts \.) 368 ((doc$ please) get your mind out of the gutter \.) 369 (such lewdness is not appreciated \.))) 370 (make-local-variable 'deathlst) 371 (setq deathlst 372 '((this is not a healthy way of thinking \.) 373 ((doc$ bother) you\, too\, may die someday \?) 374 (i am worried by your obsession with this topic!) 375 (did you watch a lot of crime and violence on television as a child \?)) 376 ) 377 (make-local-variable 'sexlst) 378 (setq sexlst 379 '(((doc$ areyou) (doc$ afraidof) sex \?) 380 ((doc$ describe)(doc$ something) about your sexual history \.) 381 ((doc$ please)(doc$ describe) your sex life \.\.\.) 382 ((doc$ describe) your (doc$ feelings-about) your sexual partner \.) 383 ((doc$ describe) your most (doc$ random-adjective) sexual experience \.) 384 ((doc$ areyou) satisfied with (doc// lover) \.\.\. \?))) 385 (make-local-variable 'neglst) 386 (setq neglst 387 '((why not \?) 388 ((doc$ bother) i ask that \?) 389 (why not \?) 390 (why not \?) 391 (how come \?) 392 ((doc$ bother) i ask that \?))) 393 (make-local-variable 'beclst) 394 (setq beclst '( 395 (is it because (doc// sent) that you came to me \?) 396 ((doc$ bother)(doc// sent) \?) 397 (when did you first know that (doc// sent) \?) 398 (is the fact that (doc// sent) the real reason \?) 399 (does the fact that (doc// sent) explain anything else \?) 400 ((doc$ areyou)(doc$ sure)(doc// sent) \? ) )) 401 (make-local-variable 'shortbeclst) 402 (setq shortbeclst '( 403 ((doc$ bother) i ask you that \?) 404 (that\'s not much of an answer!) 405 ((doc$ inter) why won\'t you talk about it \?) 406 (speak up!) 407 ((doc$ areyou) (doc$ afraidof) talking about it \?) 408 (don\'t be (doc$ afraidof) elaborating \.) 409 ((doc$ please) go into more detail \.))) 410 (make-local-variable 'thlst) 411 (setq thlst '( 412 ((doc$ maybe)(doc$ things)(doc$ arerelated) this \.) 413 (is it because of (doc$ things) that you are going through all this \?) 414 (how do you reconcile (doc$ things) \? ) 415 ((doc$ maybe) this (doc$ isrelated)(doc$ things) \?) )) 416 (make-local-variable 'remlst) 417 (setq remlst '( (earlier you said (doc$ history) \?) 418 (you mentioned that (doc$ history) \?) 419 ((doc$ whysay)(doc$ history) \? ) )) 420 (make-local-variable 'toklst) 421 (setq toklst 422 '((is this how you relax \?) 423 (how long have you been smoking grass \?) 424 ((doc$ areyou) (doc$ afraidof) of being drawn to using harder stuff \?))) 425 (make-local-variable 'states) 426 (setq states 427 '((do you get (doc// found) often \?) 428 (do you enjoy being (doc// found) \?) 429 (what makes you (doc// found) \?) 430 (how often (doc$ areyou)(doc// found) \?) 431 (when were you last (doc// found) \?))) 432 (make-local-variable 'replist) 433 (setq replist 434 '((i . (you)) 435 (my . (your)) 436 (me . (you)) 437 (you . (me)) 438 (your . (my)) 439 (mine . (yours)) 440 (yours . (mine)) 441 (our . (your)) 442 (ours . (yours)) 443 (we . (you)) 444 (dunno . (do not know)) 445;; (yes . ()) 446 (no\, . ()) 447 (yes\, . ()) 448 (ya . (i)) 449 (aint . (am not)) 450 (wanna . (want to)) 451 (gimme . (give me)) 452 (gotta . (have to)) 453 (gonna . (going to)) 454 (never . (not ever)) 455 (doesn\'t . (does not)) 456 (don\'t . (do not)) 457 (aren\'t . (are not)) 458 (isn\'t . (is not)) 459 (won\'t . (will not)) 460 (can\'t . (cannot)) 461 (haven\'t . (have not)) 462 (i\'m . (you are)) 463 (ourselves . (yourselves)) 464 (myself . (yourself)) 465 (yourself . (myself)) 466 (you\'re . (i am)) 467 (you\'ve . (i have)) 468 (i\'ve . (you have)) 469 (i\'ll . (you will)) 470 (you\'ll . (i shall)) 471 (i\'d . (you would)) 472 (you\'d . (i would)) 473 (here . (there)) 474 (please . ()) 475 (eh\, . ()) 476 (eh . ()) 477 (oh\, . ()) 478 (oh . ()) 479 (shouldn\'t . (should not)) 480 (wouldn\'t . (would not)) 481 (won\'t . (will not)) 482 (hasn\'t . (has not)))) 483 (make-local-variable 'stallmanlst) 484 (setq stallmanlst '( 485 ((doc$ describe) your (doc$ feelings-about) him \.) 486 ((doc$ areyou) a friend of Stallman \?) 487 ((doc$ bother) Stallman is (doc$ random-adjective) \?) 488 ((doc$ ibelieve) you are (doc$ afraidof) him \.))) 489 (make-local-variable 'schoollst) 490 (setq schoollst '( 491 ((doc$ describe) your (doc// found) \.) 492 ((doc$ bother) your grades could (doc$ improve) \?) 493 ((doc$ areyou) (doc$ afraidof) (doc// found) \?) 494 ((doc$ maybe) this (doc$ isrelated) to your attitude \.) 495 ((doc$ areyou) absent often \?) 496 ((doc$ maybe) you should study (doc$ something) \.))) 497 (make-local-variable 'improve) 498 (setq improve '((improve) (be better) (be improved) (be higher))) 499 (make-local-variable 'elizalst) 500 (setq elizalst '( 501 ((doc$ areyou) (doc$ sure) \?) 502 ((doc$ ibelieve) you have (doc$ problems) with (doc// found) \.) 503 ((doc$ whysay) (doc// sent) \?))) 504 (make-local-variable 'sportslst) 505 (setq sportslst '( 506 (tell me (doc$ something) about (doc// found) \.) 507 ((doc$ describe) (doc$ relation) (doc// found) \.) 508 (do you find (doc// found) (doc$ random-adjective) \?))) 509 (make-local-variable 'mathlst) 510 (setq mathlst '( 511 ((doc$ describe) (doc$ something) about math \.) 512 ((doc$ maybe) your (doc$ problems) (doc$ arerelated) (doc// found) \.) 513 (i don\'t know much (doc// found) \, but (doc$ continue) 514 anyway \.))) 515 (make-local-variable 'zippylst) 516 (setq zippylst '( 517 ((doc$ areyou) Zippy \?) 518 ((doc$ ibelieve) you have some serious (doc$ problems) \.) 519 ((doc$ bother) you are a pinhead \?))) 520 (make-local-variable 'chatlst) 521 (setq chatlst '( 522 ((doc$ maybe) we could chat \.) 523 ((doc$ please) (doc$ describe) (doc$ something) about chat mode \.) 524 ((doc$ bother) our discussion is so (doc$ random-adjective) \?))) 525 (make-local-variable 'abuselst) 526 (setq abuselst '( 527 ((doc$ please) try to be less abusive \.) 528 ((doc$ describe) why you call me (doc// found) \.) 529 (i\'ve had enough of you!))) 530 (make-local-variable 'abusewords) 531 (setq abusewords '(boring bozo clown clumsy cretin dumb dummy 532 fool foolish gnerd gnurd idiot jerk 533 lose loser louse lousy luse luser 534 moron nerd nurd oaf oafish reek 535 stink stupid tool toolish twit)) 536 (make-local-variable 'howareyoulst) 537 (setq howareyoulst '((how are you) (hows it going) (hows it going eh) 538 (how\'s it going) (how\'s it going eh) (how goes it) 539 (whats up) (whats new) (what\'s up) (what\'s new) 540 (howre you) (how\'re you) (how\'s everything) 541 (how is everything) (how do you do) 542 (how\'s it hanging) (que pasa) 543 (how are you doing) (what do you say))) 544 (make-local-variable 'whereoutp) 545 (setq whereoutp '( huh remem rthing ) ) 546 (make-local-variable 'subj) 547 (setq subj nil) 548 (make-local-variable 'verb) 549 (setq verb nil) 550 (make-local-variable 'obj) 551 (setq obj nil) 552 (make-local-variable 'feared) 553 (setq feared nil) 554 (make-local-variable 'repetitive-shortness) 555 (setq repetitive-shortness '(0 . 0)) 556 (make-local-variable '**mad**) 557 (setq **mad** nil) 558 (make-local-variable 'rms-flag) 559 (setq rms-flag nil) 560 (make-local-variable 'eliza-flag) 561 (setq eliza-flag nil) 562 (make-local-variable 'zippy-flag) 563 (setq zippy-flag nil) 564 (make-local-variable 'suicide-flag) 565 (setq suicide-flag nil) 566 (make-local-variable 'lover) 567 (setq lover '(your partner)) 568 (make-local-variable 'bak) 569 (setq bak nil) 570 (make-local-variable 'lincount) 571 (setq lincount 0) 572 (make-local-variable '*print-upcase*) 573 (setq *print-upcase* nil) 574 (make-local-variable '*print-space*) 575 (setq *print-space* nil) 576 (make-local-variable 'howdyflag) 577 (setq howdyflag nil) 578 (make-local-variable 'object) 579 (setq object nil)) 580 581;; Define equivalence classes of words that get treated alike. 582 583(defun doctor-meaning (x) (get x 'doctor-meaning)) 584 585(defmacro doctor-put-meaning (symb val) 586 "Store the base meaning of a word on the property list." 587 (list 'put (list 'quote symb) ''doctor-meaning val)) 588 589(doctor-put-meaning howdy 'howdy) 590(doctor-put-meaning hi 'howdy) 591(doctor-put-meaning greetings 'howdy) 592(doctor-put-meaning hello 'howdy) 593(doctor-put-meaning tops20 'mach) 594(doctor-put-meaning tops-20 'mach) 595(doctor-put-meaning tops 'mach) 596(doctor-put-meaning pdp11 'mach) 597(doctor-put-meaning computer 'mach) 598(doctor-put-meaning unix 'mach) 599(doctor-put-meaning machine 'mach) 600(doctor-put-meaning computers 'mach) 601(doctor-put-meaning machines 'mach) 602(doctor-put-meaning pdp11s 'mach) 603(doctor-put-meaning foo 'mach) 604(doctor-put-meaning foobar 'mach) 605(doctor-put-meaning multics 'mach) 606(doctor-put-meaning macsyma 'mach) 607(doctor-put-meaning teletype 'mach) 608(doctor-put-meaning la36 'mach) 609(doctor-put-meaning vt52 'mach) 610(doctor-put-meaning zork 'mach) 611(doctor-put-meaning trek 'mach) 612(doctor-put-meaning startrek 'mach) 613(doctor-put-meaning advent 'mach) 614(doctor-put-meaning pdp 'mach) 615(doctor-put-meaning dec 'mach) 616(doctor-put-meaning commodore 'mach) 617(doctor-put-meaning vic 'mach) 618(doctor-put-meaning bbs 'mach) 619(doctor-put-meaning modem 'mach) 620(doctor-put-meaning baud 'mach) 621(doctor-put-meaning macintosh 'mach) 622(doctor-put-meaning vax 'mach) 623(doctor-put-meaning vms 'mach) 624(doctor-put-meaning ibm 'mach) 625(doctor-put-meaning pc 'mach) 626(doctor-put-meaning bitching 'foul) 627(doctor-put-meaning shit 'foul) 628(doctor-put-meaning bastard 'foul) 629(doctor-put-meaning damn 'foul) 630(doctor-put-meaning damned 'foul) 631(doctor-put-meaning hell 'foul) 632(doctor-put-meaning suck 'foul) 633(doctor-put-meaning sucking 'foul) 634(doctor-put-meaning sux 'foul) 635(doctor-put-meaning ass 'foul) 636(doctor-put-meaning whore 'foul) 637(doctor-put-meaning bitch 'foul) 638(doctor-put-meaning asshole 'foul) 639(doctor-put-meaning shrink 'foul) 640(doctor-put-meaning pot 'toke) 641(doctor-put-meaning grass 'toke) 642(doctor-put-meaning weed 'toke) 643(doctor-put-meaning marijuana 'toke) 644(doctor-put-meaning acapulco 'toke) 645(doctor-put-meaning columbian 'toke) 646(doctor-put-meaning tokin 'toke) 647(doctor-put-meaning joint 'toke) 648(doctor-put-meaning toke 'toke) 649(doctor-put-meaning toking 'toke) 650(doctor-put-meaning tokin\' 'toke) 651(doctor-put-meaning toked 'toke) 652(doctor-put-meaning roach 'toke) 653(doctor-put-meaning pills 'drug) 654(doctor-put-meaning dope 'drug) 655(doctor-put-meaning acid 'drug) 656(doctor-put-meaning lsd 'drug) 657(doctor-put-meaning speed 'drug) 658(doctor-put-meaning heroin 'drug) 659(doctor-put-meaning hash 'drug) 660(doctor-put-meaning cocaine 'drug) 661(doctor-put-meaning uppers 'drug) 662(doctor-put-meaning downers 'drug) 663(doctor-put-meaning loves 'loves) 664(doctor-put-meaning love 'love) 665(doctor-put-meaning loved 'love) 666(doctor-put-meaning hates 'hates) 667(doctor-put-meaning dislikes 'hates) 668(doctor-put-meaning hate 'hate) 669(doctor-put-meaning hated 'hate) 670(doctor-put-meaning dislike 'hate) 671(doctor-put-meaning stoned 'state) 672(doctor-put-meaning drunk 'state) 673(doctor-put-meaning drunken 'state) 674(doctor-put-meaning high 'state) 675(doctor-put-meaning horny 'state) 676(doctor-put-meaning blasted 'state) 677(doctor-put-meaning happy 'state) 678(doctor-put-meaning paranoid 'state) 679(doctor-put-meaning wish 'desire) 680(doctor-put-meaning wishes 'desire) 681(doctor-put-meaning want 'desire) 682(doctor-put-meaning desire 'desire) 683(doctor-put-meaning like 'desire) 684(doctor-put-meaning hope 'desire) 685(doctor-put-meaning hopes 'desire) 686(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) 687(doctor-put-meaning wants 'desire) 688(doctor-put-meaning desires 'desire) 689(doctor-put-meaning likes 'desire) 690(doctor-put-meaning needs 'desire) 691(doctor-put-meaning need 'desire) 692(doctor-put-meaning frustrated 'mood) 693(doctor-put-meaning depressed 'mood) 694(doctor-put-meaning annoyed 'mood) 695(doctor-put-meaning upset 'mood) 696(doctor-put-meaning unhappy 'mood) 697(doctor-put-meaning excited 'mood) 698(doctor-put-meaning worried 'mood) 699(doctor-put-meaning lonely 'mood) 700(doctor-put-meaning angry 'mood) 701(doctor-put-meaning mad 'mood) 702(doctor-put-meaning pissed 'mood) 703(doctor-put-meaning jealous 'mood) 704(doctor-put-meaning afraid 'fear) 705(doctor-put-meaning terrified 'fear) 706(doctor-put-meaning fear 'fear) 707(doctor-put-meaning scared 'fear) 708(doctor-put-meaning frightened 'fear) 709(doctor-put-meaning virginity 'sexnoun) 710(doctor-put-meaning virgins 'sexnoun) 711(doctor-put-meaning virgin 'sexnoun) 712(doctor-put-meaning cock 'sexnoun) 713(doctor-put-meaning cocks 'sexnoun) 714(doctor-put-meaning dick 'sexnoun) 715(doctor-put-meaning dicks 'sexnoun) 716(doctor-put-meaning cunt 'sexnoun) 717(doctor-put-meaning cunts 'sexnoun) 718(doctor-put-meaning prostitute 'sexnoun) 719(doctor-put-meaning condom 'sexnoun) 720(doctor-put-meaning sex 'sexnoun) 721(doctor-put-meaning rapes 'sexnoun) 722(doctor-put-meaning wife 'family) 723(doctor-put-meaning family 'family) 724(doctor-put-meaning brothers 'family) 725(doctor-put-meaning sisters 'family) 726(doctor-put-meaning parent 'family) 727(doctor-put-meaning parents 'family) 728(doctor-put-meaning brother 'family) 729(doctor-put-meaning sister 'family) 730(doctor-put-meaning father 'family) 731(doctor-put-meaning mother 'family) 732(doctor-put-meaning husband 'family) 733(doctor-put-meaning siblings 'family) 734(doctor-put-meaning grandmother 'family) 735(doctor-put-meaning grandfather 'family) 736(doctor-put-meaning maternal 'family) 737(doctor-put-meaning paternal 'family) 738(doctor-put-meaning stab 'death) 739(doctor-put-meaning murder 'death) 740(doctor-put-meaning murders 'death) 741(doctor-put-meaning suicide 'death) 742(doctor-put-meaning suicides 'death) 743(doctor-put-meaning kill 'death) 744(doctor-put-meaning kills 'death) 745(doctor-put-meaning killing 'death) 746(doctor-put-meaning die 'death) 747(doctor-put-meaning dies 'death) 748(doctor-put-meaning died 'death) 749(doctor-put-meaning dead 'death) 750(doctor-put-meaning death 'death) 751(doctor-put-meaning deaths 'death) 752(doctor-put-meaning pain 'symptoms) 753(doctor-put-meaning ache 'symptoms) 754(doctor-put-meaning fever 'symptoms) 755(doctor-put-meaning sore 'symptoms) 756(doctor-put-meaning aching 'symptoms) 757(doctor-put-meaning stomachache 'symptoms) 758(doctor-put-meaning headache 'symptoms) 759(doctor-put-meaning hurts 'symptoms) 760(doctor-put-meaning disease 'symptoms) 761(doctor-put-meaning virus 'symptoms) 762(doctor-put-meaning vomit 'symptoms) 763(doctor-put-meaning vomiting 'symptoms) 764(doctor-put-meaning barf 'symptoms) 765(doctor-put-meaning toothache 'symptoms) 766(doctor-put-meaning hurt 'symptoms) 767(doctor-put-meaning rum 'alcohol) 768(doctor-put-meaning gin 'alcohol) 769(doctor-put-meaning vodka 'alcohol) 770(doctor-put-meaning alcohol 'alcohol) 771(doctor-put-meaning bourbon 'alcohol) 772(doctor-put-meaning beer 'alcohol) 773(doctor-put-meaning wine 'alcohol) 774(doctor-put-meaning whiskey 'alcohol) 775(doctor-put-meaning scotch 'alcohol) 776(doctor-put-meaning fuck 'sexverb) 777(doctor-put-meaning fucked 'sexverb) 778(doctor-put-meaning screw 'sexverb) 779(doctor-put-meaning screwing 'sexverb) 780(doctor-put-meaning fucking 'sexverb) 781(doctor-put-meaning rape 'sexverb) 782(doctor-put-meaning raped 'sexverb) 783(doctor-put-meaning kiss 'sexverb) 784(doctor-put-meaning kissing 'sexverb) 785(doctor-put-meaning kisses 'sexverb) 786(doctor-put-meaning screws 'sexverb) 787(doctor-put-meaning fucks 'sexverb) 788(doctor-put-meaning because 'conj) 789(doctor-put-meaning but 'conj) 790(doctor-put-meaning however 'conj) 791(doctor-put-meaning besides 'conj) 792(doctor-put-meaning anyway 'conj) 793(doctor-put-meaning that 'conj) 794(doctor-put-meaning except 'conj) 795(doctor-put-meaning why 'conj) 796(doctor-put-meaning how 'conj) 797(doctor-put-meaning until 'when) 798(doctor-put-meaning when 'when) 799(doctor-put-meaning whenever 'when) 800(doctor-put-meaning while 'when) 801(doctor-put-meaning since 'when) 802(doctor-put-meaning rms 'rms) 803(doctor-put-meaning stallman 'rms) 804(doctor-put-meaning school 'school) 805(doctor-put-meaning schools 'school) 806(doctor-put-meaning skool 'school) 807(doctor-put-meaning grade 'school) 808(doctor-put-meaning grades 'school) 809(doctor-put-meaning teacher 'school) 810(doctor-put-meaning teachers 'school) 811(doctor-put-meaning classes 'school) 812(doctor-put-meaning professor 'school) 813(doctor-put-meaning prof 'school) 814(doctor-put-meaning profs 'school) 815(doctor-put-meaning professors 'school) 816(doctor-put-meaning mit 'school) 817(doctor-put-meaning emacs 'eliza) 818(doctor-put-meaning eliza 'eliza) 819(doctor-put-meaning liza 'eliza) 820(doctor-put-meaning elisa 'eliza) 821(doctor-put-meaning weizenbaum 'eliza) 822(doctor-put-meaning doktor 'eliza) 823(doctor-put-meaning athletics 'sports) 824(doctor-put-meaning baseball 'sports) 825(doctor-put-meaning basketball 'sports) 826(doctor-put-meaning football 'sports) 827(doctor-put-meaning frisbee 'sports) 828(doctor-put-meaning gym 'sports) 829(doctor-put-meaning gymnastics 'sports) 830(doctor-put-meaning hockey 'sports) 831(doctor-put-meaning lacrosse 'sports) 832(doctor-put-meaning soccer 'sports) 833(doctor-put-meaning softball 'sports) 834(doctor-put-meaning sports 'sports) 835(doctor-put-meaning swimming 'sports) 836(doctor-put-meaning swim 'sports) 837(doctor-put-meaning tennis 'sports) 838(doctor-put-meaning volleyball 'sports) 839(doctor-put-meaning math 'math) 840(doctor-put-meaning mathematics 'math) 841(doctor-put-meaning mathematical 'math) 842(doctor-put-meaning theorem 'math) 843(doctor-put-meaning axiom 'math) 844(doctor-put-meaning lemma 'math) 845(doctor-put-meaning algebra 'math) 846(doctor-put-meaning algebraic 'math) 847(doctor-put-meaning trig 'math) 848(doctor-put-meaning trigonometry 'math) 849(doctor-put-meaning trigonometric 'math) 850(doctor-put-meaning geometry 'math) 851(doctor-put-meaning geometric 'math) 852(doctor-put-meaning calculus 'math) 853(doctor-put-meaning arithmetic 'math) 854(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) 855(doctor-put-meaning zippy 'zippy) 856(doctor-put-meaning pinhead 'zippy) 857(doctor-put-meaning chat 'chat) 858 859;;;###autoload 860(defun doctor () 861 "Switch to *doctor* buffer and start giving psychotherapy." 862 (interactive) 863 (switch-to-buffer "*doctor*") 864 (doctor-mode)) 865 866(defun doctor-ret-or-read (arg) 867 "Insert a newline if preceding character is not a newline. 868Otherwise call the Doctor to parse preceding sentence." 869 (interactive "*p") 870 (if (= (preceding-char) ?\n) 871 (doctor-read-print) 872 (newline arg))) 873 874(defun doctor-read-print nil 875 "top level loop" 876 (interactive) 877 (let ((sent (doctor-readin))) 878 (insert "\n") 879 (setq lincount (1+ lincount)) 880 (doctor-doc sent) 881 (insert "\n") 882 (setq bak sent))) 883 884(defun doctor-readin nil 885 "Read a sentence. Return it as a list of words." 886 (let (sentence) 887 (backward-sentence 1) 888 (while (not (eobp)) 889 (setq sentence (append sentence (list (doctor-read-token))))) 890 sentence)) 891 892(defun doctor-read-token () 893 "read one word from buffer" 894 (prog1 (intern (downcase (buffer-substring (point) 895 (progn 896 (forward-word 1) 897 (point))))) 898 (re-search-forward "\\Sw*"))) 899 900;; Main processing function for sentences that have been read. 901 902(defun doctor-doc (sent) 903 (cond 904 ((equal sent '(foo)) 905 (doctor-type '(bar! (doc$ please)(doc$ continue) \.))) 906 ((member sent howareyoulst) 907 (doctor-type '(i\'m ok \. (doc$ describe) yourself \.))) 908 ((or (member sent '((good bye) (see you later) (i quit) (so long) 909 (go away) (get lost))) 910 (memq (car sent) 911 '(bye halt break quit done exit goodbye 912 bye\, stop pause goodbye\, stop pause))) 913 (doctor-type (doc$ bye))) 914 ((and (eq (car sent) 'you) 915 (memq (cadr sent) abusewords)) 916 (setq found (cadr sent)) 917 (doctor-type (doc$ abuselst))) 918 ((eq (car sent) 'whatmeans) 919 (doctor-def (cadr sent))) 920 ((equal sent '(parse)) 921 (doctor-type (list 'subj '= subj ", " 922 'verb '= verb "\n" 923 'object 'phrase '= obj "," 924 'noun 'form '= object "\n" 925 'current 'keyword 'is found 926 ", " 927 'most 'recent 'possessive 928 'is owner "\n" 929 'sentence 'used 'was 930 "..." 931 '(doc// bak)))) 932 ((memq (car sent) '(are is do has have how when where who why)) 933 (doctor-type (doc$ qlist))) 934 ;; ((eq (car sent) 'forget) 935 ;; (set (cadr sent) nil) 936 ;; (doctor-type '((doc$ isee)(doc$ please) 937 ;; (doc$ continue)\.))) 938 (t 939 (if (doctor-defq sent) (doctor-define sent found)) 940 (if (> (length sent) 12)(setq sent (doctor-shorten sent))) 941 (setq sent (doctor-correct-spelling (doctor-replace sent replist))) 942 (cond ((and (not (memq 'me sent))(not (memq 'i sent)) 943 (memq 'am sent)) 944 (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((am . (are))))))) 945 (cond ((equal (car sent) 'yow) (doctor-zippy)) 946 ((< (length sent) 2) 947 (cond ((eq (doctor-meaning (car sent)) 'howdy) 948 (doctor-howdy)) 949 (t (doctor-short)))) 950 (t 951 (if (memq 'am sent) 952 (setq sent (doctor-replace sent '((me . (i)))))) 953 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) 954 (if (and (eq (car sent) 'do) (eq (cadr sent) 'not)) 955 (cond ((zerop (random 3)) 956 (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ afraidof) that \?))) 957 ((zerop (random 2)) 958 (doctor-type '(don\'t tell me what to do \. i am the 959 doctor here!)) 960 (doctor-rthing)) 961 (t 962 (doctor-type '((doc$ whysay) that i shouldn\'t 963 (cddr sent) 964 \?)))) 965 (doctor-go (doctor-wherego sent)))))))) 966 967;; Things done to process sentences once read. 968 969(defun doctor-correct-spelling (sent) 970 "Correct the spelling and expand each word in sentence." 971 (if sent 972 (apply 'append (mapcar (lambda (word) 973 (if (memq word typos) 974 (get (get word 'doctor-correction) 'doctor-expansion) 975 (list word))) 976 sent)))) 977 978(defun doctor-shorten (sent) 979 "Make a sentence manageably short using a few hacks." 980 (let (foo 981 (retval sent) 982 (temp '(because but however besides anyway until 983 while that except why how))) 984 (while temp 985 (setq foo (memq (car temp) sent)) 986 (if (and foo 987 (> (length foo) 3)) 988 (setq retval (doctor-fixup foo) 989 temp nil) 990 (setq temp (cdr temp)))) 991 retval)) 992 993(defun doctor-define (sent found) 994 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) 995 (and 996 (doctor-nounp subj) 997 (not (doctor-pronounp subj)) 998 subj 999 (doctor-meaning object) 1000 (put subj 'doctor-meaning (doctor-meaning object)) 1001 t)) 1002 1003(defun doctor-defq (sent) 1004 "Set global var FOUND to first keyword found in sentence SENT." 1005 (setq found nil) 1006 (let ((temp '(means applies mean refers refer related 1007 similar defined associated linked like same))) 1008 (while temp 1009 (if (memq (car temp) sent) 1010 (setq found (car temp) 1011 temp nil) 1012 (setq temp (cdr temp))))) 1013 found) 1014 1015(defun doctor-def (x) 1016 (progn 1017 (doctor-type (list 'the 'word x 'means (doctor-meaning x) 'to 'me)) 1018 nil)) 1019 1020(defun doctor-forget () 1021 "Delete the last element of the history list." 1022 (setq history (reverse (cdr (reverse history))))) 1023 1024(defun doctor-query (x) 1025 "Prompt for a line of input from the minibuffer until a noun or verb is seen. 1026Put dialogue in buffer." 1027 (let (a 1028 (prompt (concat (doctor-make-string x) 1029 " what \? ")) 1030 retval) 1031 (while (not retval) 1032 (while (not a) 1033 (insert ?\n 1034 prompt 1035 (read-string prompt) 1036 ?\n) 1037 (setq a (doctor-readin))) 1038 (while (and a (not retval)) 1039 (cond ((doctor-nounp (car a)) 1040 (setq retval (car a))) 1041 ((doctor-verbp (car a)) 1042 (setq retval (doctor-build 1043 (doctor-build x " ") 1044 (car a)))) 1045 ((setq a (cdr a)))))) 1046 retval)) 1047 1048(defun doctor-subjsearch (sent key type) 1049 "Search for the subject of a sentence SENT, looking for the noun closest 1050to and preceding KEY by at least TYPE words. Set global variable subj to 1051the subject noun, and return the portion of the sentence following it." 1052 (let ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) type))) 1053 (while (and (> i -1) (not (doctor-nounp (nth i sent)))) 1054 (setq i (1- i))) 1055 (cond ((> i -1) 1056 (setq subj (nth i sent)) 1057 (nthcdr (1+ i) sent)) 1058 (t 1059 (setq subj 'you) 1060 nil)))) 1061 1062(defun doctor-nounp (x) 1063 "Returns t if the symbol argument is a noun." 1064 (or (doctor-pronounp x) 1065 (not (or (doctor-verbp x) 1066 (equal x 'not) 1067 (doctor-prepp x) 1068 (doctor-modifierp x) )) )) 1069 1070(defun doctor-pronounp (x) 1071 "Returns t if the symbol argument is a pronoun." 1072 (memq x '( 1073 i me mine myself 1074 we us ours ourselves ourself 1075 you yours yourself yourselves 1076 he him himself she hers herself 1077 it that those this these things thing 1078 they them themselves theirs 1079 anybody everybody somebody 1080 anyone everyone someone 1081 anything something everything))) 1082 1083(dolist (x 1084 '(abort aborted aborts ask asked asks am 1085 applied applies apply are associate 1086 associated ate 1087 be became become becomes becoming 1088 been being believe believed believes 1089 bit bite bites bore bored bores boring bought buy buys buying 1090 call called calling calls came can caught catch come 1091 contract contracted contracts control controlled controls 1092 could croak croaks croaked cut cuts 1093 dare dared define defines dial dialed dials did die died dies 1094 dislike disliked 1095 dislikes do does drank drink drinks drinking 1096 drive drives driving drove dying 1097 eat eating eats expand expanded expands 1098 expect expected expects expel expels expelled 1099 explain explained explains 1100 fart farts feel feels felt fight fights find finds finding 1101 forget forgets forgot fought found 1102 fuck fucked fucking fucks 1103 gave get gets getting give gives go goes going gone got gotten 1104 had harm harms has hate hated hates have having 1105 hear heard hears hearing help helped helping helps 1106 hit hits hope hoped hopes hurt hurts 1107 implies imply is 1108 join joined joins jump jumped jumps 1109 keep keeping keeps kept 1110 kill killed killing kills kiss kissed kisses kissing 1111 knew know knows 1112 laid lay lays let lets lie lied lies like liked likes 1113 liking listen listens 1114 login look looked looking looks 1115 lose losing lost 1116 love loved loves loving 1117 luse lusing lust lusts 1118 made make makes making may mean means meant might 1119 move moved moves moving must 1120 need needed needs 1121 order ordered orders ought 1122 paid pay pays pick picked picking picks 1123 placed placing prefer prefers put puts 1124 ran rape raped rapes 1125 read reading reads recall receive received receives 1126 refer refered referred refers 1127 relate related relates remember remembered remembers 1128 romp romped romps run running runs 1129 said sang sat saw say says 1130 screw screwed screwing screws scrod see sees seem seemed 1131 seems seen sell selling sells 1132 send sendind sends sent shall shoot shot should 1133 sing sings sit sits sitting sold studied study 1134 take takes taking talk talked talking talks tell tells telling 1135 think thinks 1136 thought told took tooled touch touched touches touching 1137 transfer transferred transfers transmit transmits transmitted 1138 type types types typing 1139 walk walked walking walks want wanted wants was watch 1140 watched watching went were will wish would work worked works 1141 write writes writing wrote use used uses using)) 1142 (put x 'doctor-sentence-type 'verb)) 1143 1144(defun doctor-verbp (x) (if (symbolp x) 1145 (eq (get x 'doctor-sentence-type) 'verb))) 1146 1147(defun doctor-plural (x) 1148 "Form the plural of the word argument." 1149 (let ((foo (doctor-make-string x))) 1150 (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "s") 1151 (cond ((string-equal (substring foo -2 -1) "s") 1152 (intern (concat foo "es"))) 1153 (t x))) 1154 ((string-equal (substring foo -1) "y") 1155 (intern (concat (substring foo 0 -1) 1156 "ies"))) 1157 (t (intern (concat foo "s")))))) 1158 1159(defun doctor-setprep (sent key) 1160 (let ((val) 1161 (foo (memq key sent))) 1162 (cond ((doctor-prepp (cadr foo)) 1163 (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) 1164 (cond (val val) 1165 (t 'something))) 1166 ((doctor-articlep (cadr foo)) 1167 (setq val (doctor-getnoun (cddr foo))) 1168 (cond (val (doctor-build (doctor-build (cadr foo) " ") val)) 1169 (t 'something))) 1170 (t 'something)))) 1171 1172(defun doctor-getnoun (x) 1173 (cond ((null x)(setq object 'something)) 1174 ((atom x)(setq object x)) 1175 ((eq (length x) 1) 1176 (setq object (cond 1177 ((doctor-nounp (setq object (car x))) object) 1178 (t (doctor-query object))))) 1179 ((eq (car x) 'to) 1180 (doctor-build 'to\ (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) 1181 ((doctor-prepp (car x)) 1182 (doctor-getnoun (cdr x))) 1183 ((not (doctor-nounp (car x))) 1184 (doctor-build (doctor-build (cdr (assq (car x) 1185 (append 1186 '((a . this) 1187 (some . this) 1188 (one . that)) 1189 (list 1190 (cons 1191 (car x) (car x)))))) 1192 " ") 1193 (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) 1194 (t (setq object (car x)) 1195 (doctor-build (doctor-build (car x) " ") (doctor-getnoun (cdr x)))) 1196 )) 1197 1198(defun doctor-modifierp (x) 1199 (or (doctor-adjectivep x) 1200 (doctor-adverbp x) 1201 (doctor-othermodifierp x))) 1202 1203(defun doctor-adjectivep (x) 1204 (or (numberp x) 1205 (doctor-nmbrp x) 1206 (doctor-articlep x) 1207 (doctor-colorp x) 1208 (doctor-sizep x) 1209 (doctor-possessivepronounp x))) 1210 1211(defun doctor-adverbp (xx) 1212 (let ((xxstr (doctor-make-string xx))) 1213 (and (>= (length xxstr) 2) 1214 (string-equal (substring (doctor-make-string xx) -2) "ly")))) 1215 1216(defun doctor-articlep (x) 1217 (memq x '(the a an))) 1218 1219(defun doctor-nmbrp (x) 1220 (memq x '(one two three four five six seven eight nine ten 1221 eleven twelve thirteen fourteen fifteen 1222 sixteen seventeen eighteen nineteen 1223 twenty thirty forty fifty sixty seventy eighty ninety 1224 hundred thousand million billion 1225 half quarter 1226 first second third fourth fifth 1227 sixth seventh eighth ninth tenth))) 1228 1229(defun doctor-colorp (x) 1230 (memq x '(beige black blue brown crimson 1231 gray grey green 1232 orange pink purple red tan tawny 1233 violet white yellow))) 1234 1235(defun doctor-sizep (x) 1236 (memq x '(big large tall fat wide thick 1237 small petite short thin skinny))) 1238 1239(defun doctor-possessivepronounp (x) 1240 (memq x '(my your his her our their))) 1241 1242(defun doctor-othermodifierp (x) 1243 (memq x '(all also always amusing any anyway associated awesome 1244 bad beautiful best better but certain clear 1245 ever every fantastic fun funny 1246 good great grody gross however if ignorant 1247 less linked losing lusing many more much 1248 never nice obnoxious often poor pretty real related rich 1249 similar some stupid super superb 1250 terrible terrific too total tubular ugly very))) 1251 1252(defun doctor-prepp (x) 1253 (memq x '(about above after around as at 1254 before beneath behind beside between by 1255 for from in inside into 1256 like near next of on onto over 1257 same through thru to toward towards 1258 under underneath with without))) 1259 1260(defun doctor-remember (thing) 1261 (cond ((null history) 1262 (setq history (list thing))) 1263 (t (setq history (append history (list thing)))))) 1264 1265(defun doctor-type (x) 1266 (setq x (doctor-fix-2 x)) 1267 (doctor-txtype (doctor-assm x))) 1268 1269(defun doctor-fixup (sent) 1270 (setq sent (append 1271 (cdr 1272 (assq (car sent) 1273 (append 1274 '((me i) 1275 (him he) 1276 (her she) 1277 (them they) 1278 (okay) 1279 (well) 1280 (sigh) 1281 (hmm) 1282 (hmmm) 1283 (hmmmm) 1284 (hmmmmm) 1285 (gee) 1286 (sure) 1287 (great) 1288 (oh) 1289 (fine) 1290 (ok) 1291 (no)) 1292 (list (list (car sent) 1293 (car sent)))))) 1294 (cdr sent))) 1295 (doctor-fix-2 sent)) 1296 1297(defun doctor-fix-2 (sent) 1298 (let ((foo sent)) 1299 (while foo 1300 (if (and (eq (car foo) 'me) 1301 (doctor-verbp (cadr foo))) 1302 (rplaca foo 'i) 1303 (cond ((eq (car foo) 'you) 1304 (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(am be been is)) 1305 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'are)) 1306 ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) 1307 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)) 1308 ((memq (cadr foo) '(was)) 1309 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'were)))) 1310 ((equal (car foo) 'i) 1311 (cond ((memq (cadr foo) '(are is be been)) 1312 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'am)) 1313 ((memq (cadr foo) '(were)) 1314 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'was)) 1315 ((memq (cadr foo) '(has)) 1316 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'have)))) 1317 ((and (doctor-verbp (car foo)) 1318 (eq (cadr foo) 'i) 1319 (not (doctor-verbp (car (cddr foo))))) 1320 (rplaca (cdr foo) 'me)) 1321 ((and (eq (car foo) 'a) 1322 (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char 1323 (doctor-make-string (cadr foo))))) 1324 (rplaca foo 'an)) 1325 ((and (eq (car foo) 'an) 1326 (not (doctor-vowelp (string-to-char 1327 (doctor-make-string (cadr foo)))))) 1328 (rplaca foo 'a))) 1329 (setq foo (cdr foo)))) 1330 sent)) 1331 1332(defun doctor-vowelp (x) 1333 (memq x '(?a ?e ?i ?o ?u))) 1334 1335(defun doctor-replace (sent rlist) 1336 "Replace any element of SENT that is the car of a replacement 1337element pair in RLIST." 1338 (apply 'append 1339 (mapcar 1340 (function 1341 (lambda (x) 1342 (cdr (or (assq x rlist) ; either find a replacement 1343 (list x x))))) ; or fake an identity mapping 1344 sent))) 1345 1346(defun doctor-wherego (sent) 1347 (cond ((null sent)(doc$ whereoutp)) 1348 ((null (doctor-meaning (car sent))) 1349 (doctor-wherego (cond ((zerop (random 2)) 1350 (reverse (cdr sent))) 1351 (t (cdr sent))))) 1352 (t 1353 (setq found (car sent)) 1354 (doctor-meaning (car sent))))) 1355 1356(defun doctor-svo (sent key type mem) 1357 "Find subject, verb and object in sentence SENT with focus on word KEY. 1358TYPE is number of words preceding KEY to start looking for subject. 1359MEM is t if results are to be put on Doctor's memory stack. 1360Return in the global variables SUBJ, VERB and OBJECT." 1361 (let ((foo (doctor-subjsearch sent key type))) 1362 (or foo 1363 (setq foo sent 1364 mem nil)) 1365 (while (and (null (doctor-verbp (car foo))) (cdr foo)) 1366 (setq foo (cdr foo))) 1367 (setq verb (car foo)) 1368 (setq obj (doctor-getnoun (cdr foo))) 1369 (cond ((eq object 'i)(setq object 'me)) 1370 ((eq subj 'me)(setq subj 'i))) 1371 (cond (mem (doctor-remember (list subj verb obj)))))) 1372 1373(defun doctor-possess (sent key) 1374 "Set possessive in SENT for keyword KEY. 1375Hack on previous word, setting global variable OWNER to correct result." 1376 (let* ((i (- (length sent) (length (memq key sent)) 1)) 1377 (prev (if (< i 0) 'your 1378 (nth i sent)))) 1379 (setq owner (if (or (doctor-possessivepronounp prev) 1380 (string-equal "s" 1381 (substring (doctor-make-string prev) 1382 -1))) 1383 prev 1384 'your)))) 1385 1386;; Output of replies. 1387 1388(defun doctor-txtype (ans) 1389 "Output to buffer a list of symbols or strings as a sentence." 1390 (setq *print-upcase* t *print-space* nil) 1391 (mapc 'doctor-type-symbol ans) 1392 (insert "\n")) 1393 1394(defun doctor-type-symbol (word) 1395 "Output a symbol to the buffer with some fancy case and spacing hacks." 1396 (setq word (doctor-make-string word)) 1397 (if (string-equal word "i") (setq word "I")) 1398 (if *print-upcase* 1399 (progn 1400 (setq word (capitalize word)) 1401 (if *print-space* 1402 (insert " ")))) 1403 (cond ((or (string-match "^[.,;:?! ]" word) 1404 (not *print-space*)) 1405 (insert word)) 1406 (t (insert ?\s word))) 1407 (and auto-fill-function 1408 (> (current-column) fill-column) 1409 (apply auto-fill-function nil)) 1410 (setq *print-upcase* (string-match "[.?!]$" word) 1411 *print-space* t)) 1412 1413(defun doctor-build (str1 str2) 1414 "Make a symbol out of the concatenation of the two non-list arguments." 1415 (cond ((null str1) str2) 1416 ((null str2) str1) 1417 ((and (atom str1) 1418 (atom str2)) 1419 (intern (concat (doctor-make-string str1) 1420 (doctor-make-string str2)))) 1421 (t nil))) 1422 1423(defun doctor-make-string (obj) 1424 (cond ((stringp obj) obj) 1425 ((symbolp obj) (symbol-name obj)) 1426 ((numberp obj) (int-to-string obj)) 1427 (t ""))) 1428 1429(defun doctor-concat (x y) 1430 "Like append, but force atomic arguments to be lists." 1431 (append 1432 (if (and x (atom x)) (list x) x) 1433 (if (and y (atom y)) (list y) y))) 1434 1435(defun doctor-assm (proto) 1436 (cond ((null proto) nil) 1437 ((atom proto) (list proto)) 1438 ((atom (car proto)) 1439 (cons (car proto) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))) 1440 (t (doctor-concat (doctor-assm (eval (car proto))) (doctor-assm (cdr proto)))))) 1441 1442;; Functions that handle specific words or meanings when found. 1443 1444(defun doctor-go (destination) 1445 "Call a `doctor-*' function." 1446 (funcall (intern (concat "doctor-" (doctor-make-string destination))))) 1447 1448(defun doctor-desire1 () 1449 (doctor-go (doc$ whereoutp))) 1450 1451(defun doctor-huh () 1452 (cond ((< (length sent) 9) (doctor-type (doc$ huhlst))) 1453 (t (doctor-type (doc$ longhuhlst))))) 1454 1455(defun doctor-rthing () (doctor-type (doc$ thlst))) 1456 1457(defun doctor-remem () (cond ((null history)(doctor-huh)) 1458 ((doctor-type (doc$ remlst))))) 1459 1460(defun doctor-howdy () 1461 (cond ((not howdyflag) 1462 (doctor-type '((doc$ hello) what brings you to see me \?)) 1463 (setq howdyflag t)) 1464 (t 1465 (doctor-type '((doc$ ibelieve) we\'ve introduced ourselves already \.)) 1466 (doctor-type '((doc$ please) (doc$ describe) (doc$ things) \.))))) 1467 1468(defun doctor-when () 1469 (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 3)(doctor-short)) 1470 (t 1471 (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) 1472 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) 1473 (doctor-type '((doc$ whatwhen)(doc// sent) \?))))) 1474 1475(defun doctor-conj () 1476 (cond ((< (length (memq found sent)) 4)(doctor-short)) 1477 (t 1478 (setq sent (cdr (memq found sent))) 1479 (setq sent (doctor-fixup sent)) 1480 (cond ((eq (car sent) 'of) 1481 (doctor-type '(are you (doc$ sure) that is the real reason \?)) 1482 (setq things (cons (cdr sent) things))) 1483 (t 1484 (doctor-remember sent) 1485 (doctor-type (doc$ beclst))))))) 1486 1487(defun doctor-short () 1488 (cond ((= (car repetitive-shortness) (1- lincount)) 1489 (rplacd repetitive-shortness 1490 (1+ (cdr repetitive-shortness)))) 1491 (t 1492 (rplacd repetitive-shortness 1))) 1493 (rplaca repetitive-shortness lincount) 1494 (cond ((> (cdr repetitive-shortness) 6) 1495 (cond ((not **mad**) 1496 (doctor-type '((doc$ areyou) 1497 just trying to see what kind of things 1498 i have in my vocabulary \? please try to 1499 carry on a reasonable conversation!)) 1500 (setq **mad** t)) 1501 (t 1502 (doctor-type '(i give up \. you need a lesson in creative 1503 writing \.\.\.)) 1504 ))) 1505 (t 1506 (cond ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(yes))) 1507 (doctor-type '((doc$ isee) (doc$ inter) (doc$ whysay) this is so \?))) 1508 ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(because))) 1509 (doctor-type (doc$ shortbeclst))) 1510 ((equal sent (doctor-assm '(no))) 1511 (doctor-type (doc$ neglst))) 1512 (t (doctor-type (doc$ shortlst))))))) 1513 1514(defun doctor-alcohol () (doctor-type (doc$ drnk))) 1515 1516(defun doctor-desire () 1517 (let ((foo (memq found sent))) 1518 (cond ((< (length foo) 2) 1519 (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) 1520 ((memq (cadr foo) '(a an)) 1521 (rplacd foo (append '(to have) (cdr foo))) 1522 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) 1523 (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) 1524 (doctor-type (doc$ whywant))) 1525 ((not (eq (cadr foo) 'to)) 1526 (doctor-go (doctor-build (doctor-meaning found) 1))) 1527 (t 1528 (doctor-svo sent found 1 nil) 1529 (doctor-remember (list subj 'would 'like obj)) 1530 (doctor-type (doc$ whywant)))))) 1531 1532(defun doctor-drug () 1533 (doctor-type (doc$ drugs)) 1534 (doctor-remember (list 'you 'used found))) 1535 1536(defun doctor-toke () 1537 (doctor-type (doc$ toklst))) 1538 1539(defun doctor-state () 1540 (doctor-type (doc$ states))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'were found))) 1541 1542(defun doctor-mood () 1543 (doctor-type (doc$ moods))(doctor-remember (list 'you 'felt found))) 1544 1545(defun doctor-fear () 1546 (setq feared (doctor-setprep sent found)) 1547 (doctor-type (doc$ fears)) 1548 (doctor-remember (list 'you 'were 'afraid 'of feared))) 1549 1550(defun doctor-hate () 1551 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) 1552 (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) 1553 ((equal subj 'you) 1554 (doctor-type '(why do you (doc// verb)(doc// obj) \?))) 1555 (t (doctor-type '((doc$ whysay)(list subj verb obj)))))) 1556 1557(defun doctor-symptoms () 1558 (doctor-type '((doc$ maybe) you should consult a medical doctor\; 1559 i am a psychotherapist. \.))) 1560 1561(defun doctor-hates () 1562 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) 1563 (doctor-hates1)) 1564 1565(defun doctor-hates1 () 1566 (doctor-type '((doc$ whysay)(list subj verb obj) \?))) 1567 1568(defun doctor-loves () 1569 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) 1570 (doctor-qloves)) 1571 1572(defun doctor-qloves () 1573 (doctor-type '((doc$ bother)(list subj verb obj) \?))) 1574 1575(defun doctor-love () 1576 (doctor-svo sent found 1 t) 1577 (cond ((memq 'not sent) (doctor-forget) (doctor-huh)) 1578 ((memq 'to sent) (doctor-hates1)) 1579 (t 1580 (cond ((equal object 'something) 1581 (setq object '(this person you love)))) 1582 (cond ((equal subj 'you) 1583 (setq lover obj) 1584 (cond ((equal lover '(this person you love)) 1585 (setq lover '(your partner)) 1586 (doctor-forget) 1587 (doctor-type '(with whom are you in love \?))) 1588 ((doctor-type '((doc$ please) 1589 (doc$ describe) 1590 (doc$ relation) 1591 (doc// lover) 1592 \.))))) 1593 ((equal subj 'i) 1594 (doctor-txtype '(we were discussing you!))) 1595 (t (doctor-forget) 1596 (setq obj 'someone) 1597 (setq verb (doctor-build verb 's)) 1598 (doctor-qloves)))))) 1599 1600(defun doctor-mach () 1601 (setq found (doctor-plural found)) 1602 (doctor-type (doc$ machlst))) 1603 1604(defun doctor-sexnoun () (doctor-sexverb)) 1605 1606(defun doctor-sexverb () 1607 (if (or (memq 'me sent)(memq 'myself sent)(memq 'i sent)) 1608 (doctor-foul) 1609 (doctor-type (doc$ sexlst)))) 1610 1611(defun doctor-death () 1612 (cond (suicide-flag (doctor-type (doc$ deathlst))) 1613 ((or (equal found 'suicide) 1614 (and (or (equal found 'kill) 1615 (equal found 'killing)) 1616 (memq 'yourself sent))) 1617 (setq suicide-flag t) 1618 (doctor-type '(If you are really suicidal, you might 1619 want to contact the Samaritans via 1620 E-mail: jo@samaritans.org or, at your option, 1621 anonymous E-mail: samaritans@anon.twwells.com\ \. 1622 or find a Befrienders crisis center at 1623 http://www.befrienders.org/\ \. 1624 (doc$ please) (doc$ continue) \.))) 1625 (t (doctor-type (doc$ deathlst))))) 1626 1627(defun doctor-foul () 1628 (doctor-type (doc$ foullst))) 1629 1630(defun doctor-family () 1631 (doctor-possess sent found) 1632 (doctor-type (doc$ famlst))) 1633 1634;; I did not add this -- rms. 1635;; But he might have removed it. I put it back. --roland 1636(defun doctor-rms () 1637 (cond (rms-flag (doctor-type (doc$ stallmanlst))) 1638 (t (setq rms-flag t) (doctor-type '(do you know Stallman \?))))) 1639 1640(defun doctor-school nil (doctor-type (doc$ schoollst))) 1641 1642(defun doctor-eliza () 1643 (cond (eliza-flag (doctor-type (doc$ elizalst))) 1644 (t (setq eliza-flag t) 1645 (doctor-type '((doc// found) \? hah ! 1646 (doc$ please) (doc$ continue) \.))))) 1647 1648(defun doctor-sports () (doctor-type (doc$ sportslst))) 1649 1650(defun doctor-math () (doctor-type (doc$ mathlst))) 1651 1652(defun doctor-zippy () 1653 (cond (zippy-flag (doctor-type (doc$ zippylst))) 1654 (t (setq zippy-flag t) 1655 (doctor-type '(yow! are we interactive yet \?))))) 1656 1657 1658(defun doctor-chat () (doctor-type (doc$ chatlst))) 1659 1660(random t) 1661 1662(provide 'doctor) 1663 1664;; arch-tag: 579380f6-4902-4ea5-bccb-6339e30e1257 1665;;; doctor.el ends here 1666