gerrold.limerick revision 61151
161151Sdcs%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick 61151 2000-06-01 20:33:14Z dcs $ 261151Sdcs%% From The War Against The Chtorr, 361151Sdcs%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, 461151Sdcs%% used with permission of the author. 561151Sdcs%% 661151Sdcs%%� This is the copyright line. 761151Sdcs%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. 861151Sdcs%% These verses are caroled 961151Sdcs%% by one David Gerrold. 1061151Sdcs%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. * 1161151Sdcs%% 1261151SdcsA limerick of classic proportion 1361151Sdcsshould have meter and rhyme and a portion 1461151Sdcs of humor quite lewd, 1561151Sdcs and a frightfully crude, 1661151Sdcsimpossible sexual contortion. 1761151Sdcs 1861151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 1961151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 2061151Sdcs% 2161151SdcsA limerick is best when it's lewd, 2261151Sdcsgross, titillating and crude -- 2361151Sdcs but this one is clean, 2461151Sdcs unless you are seen 2561151Sdcsreading it aloud in the nude. 2661151Sdcs 2761151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 2861151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 2961151Sdcs% 3061151SdcsI wanted to print here a medley 3161151Sdcsof limericks so gross they were deadly, 3261151Sdcs but when the typesetter tried 3361151Sdcs to set them, he died; 3461151Sdcs(not to mention my editor, Smedly.) 3561151Sdcs 3661151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 3761151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 3861151Sdcs% 3961151SdcsI have written some limericks quite fateful, 4061151Sdcsmalicious and vicious and hateful; 4161151Sdcs but I've torn up the jokes 4261151Sdcs that will sicken most folks, 4361151Sdcsand humanity ought to be grateful. 4461151Sdcs 4561151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 4661151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 4761151Sdcs% 4861151SdcsThere was a young lady named Bright, 4961151SdcsWhose speed was far faster than light. 5061151Sdcs She went out one day, 5161151Sdcs In a relative way, 5261151SdcsAnd returned the previous night. 5361151Sdcs 5461151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 5561151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 56