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161151Sdcs%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick 106711 2002-11-09 22:22:52Z dcs $ 261151Sdcs%% From The War Against The Chtorr, 361151Sdcs%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, 461151Sdcs%% used with permission of the author. 561151Sdcs%% 695677Sdougb%%� This is the copyright line. 795677Sdougb%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. 895677Sdougb%% These verses are caroled 995677Sdougb%% by one David Gerrold. 1061151Sdcs%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. * 1161151Sdcs%% 1261151SdcsA limerick of classic proportion 1361151Sdcsshould have meter and rhyme and a portion 1461151Sdcs of humor quite lewd, 1561151Sdcs and a frightfully crude, 1661151Sdcsimpossible sexual contortion. 1761151Sdcs 1861151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 1961151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 2061151Sdcs% 2161151SdcsA limerick is best when it's lewd, 2261151Sdcsgross, titillating and crude -- 2395677Sdougb but this one is clean, 2461151Sdcs unless you are seen 2561151Sdcsreading it aloud in the nude. 2661151Sdcs 2761151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 2861151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 2961151Sdcs% 3061151SdcsI wanted to print here a medley 3195677Sdougbof limericks so gross they were deadly, 3261151Sdcs but when the typesetter tried 3361151Sdcs to set them, he died; 3495677Sdougb(not to mention my editor, Smedly.) 3561151Sdcs 3661151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 3761151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 3861151Sdcs% 3995677SdougbI have written some limericks quite fateful, 4061151Sdcsmalicious and vicious and hateful; 4195677Sdougb but I've torn up the jokes 4261151Sdcs that will sicken most folks, 4361151Sdcsand humanity ought to be grateful. 4461151Sdcs 4561151SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 4661151Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 47106711Sdcs% 48106711SdcsThere was a young lady named Susie, 49106711SdcsWho everyone thought was a floozy. 50106711Sdcs She liked boy scout troops 51106711Sdcs and Shriners, in groups; 52106711Sdcs"What the hell?" She replied. "I'm not choosy." 53106711Sdcs 54106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 55106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 56106711Sdcs% 57106711SdcsA fellow who lived in West Perkin 58106711Sdcswas always a-jerkin' his gherkin. 59106711Sdcs Said he, "It's not fickle 60106711Sdcs to play with my pickle. 61106711SdcsAt least my gherkin's a workin'." 62106711Sdcs 63106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 64106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 65106711Sdcs% 66106711SdcsA proctologist name of McGee 67106711Sdcsonce bent over double to see 68106711Sdcs an eyeball of glass 69106711Sdcs he had shoved up his ass, 70106711Sdcs"--- so I can see one that looks back at me." 71106711Sdcs 72106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 73106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 74106711Sdcs% 75106711SdcsBart has a singular penis 76106711Sdcsfor his wife who is built like a Venus. 77106711Sdcs He awoke with a fright 78106711Sdcs last Saturday night: 79106711Sdcs"Hey! Something is coming between us!" 80106711Sdcs 81106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 82106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 83106711Sdcs% 84106711SdcsA lady who lives in New Delhi 85106711Sdcshas habits disgusting and smelhi. 86106711Sdcs She likes to eat feces 87106711Sdcs of various species. 88106711Sdcs(The recipe is tattooed or her belhi.) 89106711Sdcs 90106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 91106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 92106711Sdcs% 93106711SdcsA daisy chain isn't a riddle. 94106711Sdcsjust some folks who are happy to fiddle, 95106711Sdcs by twos and by threes, 96106711Sdcs on their backs or their knees, 97106711Sdcsand it's fun getting caught in the middle! 98106711Sdcs 99106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 100106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 101106711Sdcs% 102106711SdcsA lad with a marvelous bend 103106711Sdcshas no need of a lover or friend. 104106711Sdcs What he does to himself 105106711Sdcs would fill up a shelf, 106106711Sdcsbut alas, he has come to his end. 107106711Sdcs 108106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 109106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 110106711Sdcs% 111106711SdcsThere was an old witch, name of Jessie 112106711Sdcswhose crotch was all smelly and messie. 113106711Sdcs She enjoyed a good squirm 114106711Sdcs with an alien worm 115106711Sdcs-- and got stains all over her dressie! 116106711Sdcs 117106711SdcsFrom The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 118106711Sdcsrights reserved, used with permission of the author. 119