160992Shoek%%$FreeBSD: releng/10.2/games/fortune/datfiles/murphy-o 174425 2007-12-07 22:41:39Z dougb $ 2174422Sdougb% 360992ShoekAll probabilities are 50%: either a thing will 460992Shoekhappen or it won't. 560992Shoek 660992ShoekThis is especially true when dealing with women. 760992Shoek 860992ShoekLikelihoods, however, are 90% against you. 960992Shoek% 1060992ShoekEarly to rise and early to bed makes a male 1160992Shoekhealthy and wealthy and dead. 12112410Seivind% 13174425SdougbIt's always the wrong time of the month. 14174425Sdougb% 15174425SdougbNever sleep with anyone crazier than yourself. 16174425Sdougb% 17174425SdougbOne's life tends to be like a beaver's, 18174425Sdougbone dam thing after another. 19174425Sdougb% 20112410SeivindPity the poor egg; 21112410SeivindIt only gets laid once in its life. 22112410Seivind% 23174425SdougbSow your wild oats on Saturday night - then on 24174425SdougbSunday pray for crop failure. 25174422Sdougb% 26174425SdougbWhen you're up to your nose in shit, 27174425Sdougbbe sure to keep your mouth shut. 28174425Sdougb% 29174425SdougbYou can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think. 30174425Sdougb% 31