gerrold.limerick revision 95677
1%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick 95677 2002-04-28 21:59:07Z dougb $ 2%% From The War Against The Chtorr, 3%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved, 4%% used with permission of the author. 5%% 6%%� This is the copyright line. 7%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign. 8%% These verses are caroled 9%% by one David Gerrold. 10%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. * 11%% 12A limerick of classic proportion 13should have meter and rhyme and a portion 14 of humor quite lewd, 15 and a frightfully crude, 16impossible sexual contortion. 17 18From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 19rights reserved, used with permission of the author. 20% 21A limerick is best when it's lewd, 22gross, titillating and crude -- 23 but this one is clean, 24 unless you are seen 25reading it aloud in the nude. 26 27From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 28rights reserved, used with permission of the author. 29% 30I wanted to print here a medley 31of limericks so gross they were deadly, 32 but when the typesetter tried 33 to set them, he died; 34(not to mention my editor, Smedly.) 35 36From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 37rights reserved, used with permission of the author. 38% 39I have written some limericks quite fateful, 40malicious and vicious and hateful; 41 but I've torn up the jokes 42 that will sicken most folks, 43and humanity ought to be grateful. 44 45From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all 46rights reserved, used with permission of the author. 47