gerrold.limerick revision 95677 
1%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/gerrold.limerick 95677 2002-04-28 21:59:07Z dougb $
2%% From The War Against The Chtorr,
3%% Copyright David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all rights reserved,
4%% used with permission of the author.
5%%
6%%� This is the copyright line.
7%%Eighty-nine is the year we assign.
8%%	These verses are caroled
9%%	by one David Gerrold.
10%%All rights are reserved. This is mine. *
11%%
12A limerick of classic proportion
13should have meter and rhyme and a portion
14	of humor quite lewd,
15	and a frightfully crude,
16impossible sexual contortion.
17
18From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
19rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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21A limerick is best when it's lewd,
22gross, titillating and crude --
23	but this one is clean,
24	unless you are seen
25reading it aloud in the nude.
26
27From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
28rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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30I wanted to print here a medley
31of limericks so gross they were deadly,
32	but when the typesetter tried
33	to set them, he died;
34(not to mention my editor, Smedly.)
35
36From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
37rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
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39I have written some limericks quite fateful,
40malicious and vicious and hateful;
41	but I've torn up the jokes
42	that will sicken most folks,
43and humanity ought to be grateful.
44
45From The War Against The Chtorr, (c) David Gerrold, 1984-2000, all
46rights reserved, used with permission of the author.
47