1272343SngieA pig is a pal, who'll boost your morale,
2272343SngieThough mountains may topple and tilt.
3272343SngieWhen they've blackballed, bamboozled, and burned you,
4272343SngieWhen they've turned on you, Tory and Whig,
5272343SngieThough you may be thrown over by Tabby and Rover,
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