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| 3 4% 5======================================================================= 6|| || 7|| The FORTUNE-COOKIE program is soon to be a Major Motion Picture! || 8|| Watch for it at a theater near you next summer! || 9|| || 10======================================================================= --- 48462 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 48473 -- Elvis Costello 48474% 48475The only way to amuse some people 48476is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. 48477% 48478The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. 48479 -- Oscar Wilde 48480% | 3 4% 5======================================================================= 6|| || 7|| The FORTUNE-COOKIE program is soon to be a Major Motion Picture! || 8|| Watch for it at a theater near you next summer! || 9|| || 10======================================================================= --- 48462 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 48473 -- Elvis Costello 48474% 48475The only way to amuse some people 48476is to slip and fall on an icy pavement. 48477% 48478The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it. 48479 -- Oscar Wilde 48480% |
| 48481The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want, | 48481The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, |
| 48482drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. 48483 -- Mark Twain 48484% 48485The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. 48486 -- David Gerrold 48487% 48488The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt 48489in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together. --- 12388 unchanged lines hidden --- | 48482drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not. 48483 -- Mark Twain 48484% 48485The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky. 48486 -- David Gerrold 48487% 48488The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt 48489in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together. --- 12388 unchanged lines hidden --- |