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| 1A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! 2% 3A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit! 4% 5A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume.. 6% 7A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled 8with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight?? --- 274 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 283% 284How do I get HOME? 285% 286How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th' 287MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, 288HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce 289to NANCY SINATRA! 290% | 1A can of ASPARAGUS, 73 pigeons, some LIVE ammo, and a FROZEN DAQUIRI!! 2% 3A dwarf is passing out somewhere in Detroit! 4% 5A shapely CATHOLIC SCHOOLGIRL is FIDGETING inside my costume.. 6% 7A wide-eyed, innocent UNICORN, poised delicately in a MEADOW filled 8with LILACS, LOLLIPOPS & small CHILDREN at the HUSH of twilight?? --- 274 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 283% 284How do I get HOME? 285% 286How do you explain Wayne Newton's POWER over millions? It's th' 287MOUSTACHE ... Have you ever noticed th' way it radiates SINCERITY, 288HONESTY & WARMTH? It's a MOUSTACHE you want to take HOME and introduce 289to NANCY SINATRA! 290% |
| 291How many retured bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL | 291How many returned bricklayers from FLORIDA are out purchasing PENCIL |
| 292SHARPENERS right NOW?? 293% 294How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS?? 295% 296How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? 297% 298hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub. 299% --- 46 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 346I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!! 347% 348I feel ... JUGULAR ... 349% 350I feel better about world problems now! 351% 352I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! 353% | 292SHARPENERS right NOW?? 293% 294How's it going in those MODULAR LOVE UNITS?? 295% 296How's the wife? Is she at home enjoying capitalism? 297% 298hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub, HUBUB, hubub, hubub, hubub. 299% --- 46 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 346I don't understand the HUMOUR of the THREE STOOGES!! 347% 348I feel ... JUGULAR ... 349% 350I feel better about world problems now! 351% 352I feel like a wet parking meter on Darvon! 353% |
| 354I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSCHEV ... | 354I feel like I am sharing a ``CORN-DOG'' with NIKITA KHRUSHCHEV ... |
| 355% 356I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! 357% 358I feel partially hydrogenated! 359% 360I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the 361"WATCHTOWER" and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE 362in the yard ... --- 120 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 483RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!! 484% 485... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! 486% 487I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!! 488% 489I want a WESSON OIL lease!! 490% | 355% 356I feel like I'm in a Toilet Bowl with a thumbtack in my forehead!! 357% 358I feel partially hydrogenated! 359% 360I fill MY industrial waste containers with old copies of the 361"WATCHTOWER" and then add HAWAIIAN PUNCH to the top ... They look NICE 362in the yard ... --- 120 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 483RADIATION LEVELS and bought an ENCYCLOPEDIA!! 484% 485... I want a COLOR T.V. and a VIBRATING BED!!! 486% 487I want a VEGETARIAN BURRITO to go ... with EXTRA MSG!! 488% 489I want a WESSON OIL lease!! 490% |
| 491I want another RE-WRITE on my CEASAR SALAD!! | 491I want another RE-WRITE on my CAESAR SALAD!! |
| 492% 493I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n 494secure!! 495% 496... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within 497SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!! 498% 499I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres. --- 379 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 879Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"! 880% 881Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the 882BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!! 883% 884Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World 885War II! 886% | 492% 493I want EARS! I want two ROUND BLACK EARS to make me feel warm 'n 494secure!! 495% 496... I want FORTY-TWO TRYNEL FLOATATION SYSTEMS installed within 497SIX AND A HALF HOURS!!! 498% 499I want the presidency so bad I can already taste the hors d'oeuvres. --- 379 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 879Now I understand the meaning of "THE MOD SQUAD"! 880% 881Now I'm being INVOLUNTARILY shuffled closer to the CLAM DIP with the 882BROKEN PLASTIC FORKS in it!! 883% 884Now I'm concentrating on a specific tank battle toward the end of World 885War II! 886% |
| 887Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beatiful, round wives of | 887Now I'm having INSIPID THOUGHTS about the beautiful, round wives of |
| 888HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached 889by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ... 890% 891Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ... 892% 893Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING 894and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!! 895% --- 438 unchanged lines hidden --- | 888HOLLYWOOD MOVIE MOGULS encased in PLEXIGLASS CARS and being approached 889by SMALL BOYS selling FRUIT ... 890% 891Now KEN and BARBIE are PERMANENTLY ADDICTED to MIND-ALTERING DRUGS ... 892% 893Now my EMOTIONAL RESOURCES are heavily committed to 23% of the SMELTING 894and REFINING industry of the state of NEVADA!! 895% --- 438 unchanged lines hidden --- |