| limerick (26455) | limerick (49464) |
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| 1A bad little girl in Madrid, 2A most reprehensible kid, 3 Told her Tante Louise 4 That her cunt smelled like cheese, 5And the worst of it was that it did! 6% 7A bather whose clothing was strewed 8By breezes that left her quite nude, --- 9 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 18% 19A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? 20I am not I, I'm a tree." 21 But another, more sane, 22 Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" 23And covered his pants leg with pee. 24% 25A beautiful belle of Del Norte | 1A bad little girl in Madrid, 2A most reprehensible kid, 3 Told her Tante Louise 4 That her cunt smelled like cheese, 5And the worst of it was that it did! 6% 7A bather whose clothing was strewed 8By breezes that left her quite nude, --- 9 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 18% 19A beat schizophrenic said, "Me? 20I am not I, I'm a tree." 21 But another, more sane, 22 Shouted, "I'm a Great Dane!" 23And covered his pants leg with pee. 24% 25A beautiful belle of Del Norte |
| 26Is reckoned disdainful and haughrty | 26Is reckoned disdainful and haughty |
| 27 Because during the day 28 She says: "Boys, keep away!" 29But she fucks in the gloaming like forty. 30% 31A beautiful lady named Psyche 32Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. 33 One thing about Ike 34 The lady can't like --- 25 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 60But I got a nice price for the pups." 61% 62A broken-down harlot named Tupps 63Was heard to confess in her cups: 64 "The height of my folly 65 Was fucking a collie -- 66But I got a nice price for the pups." 67% | 27 Because during the day 28 She says: "Boys, keep away!" 29But she fucks in the gloaming like forty. 30% 31A beautiful lady named Psyche 32Is loved by a fellow named Ikey. 33 One thing about Ike 34 The lady can't like --- 25 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 60But I got a nice price for the pups." 61% 62A broken-down harlot named Tupps 63Was heard to confess in her cups: 64 "The height of my folly 65 Was fucking a collie -- 66But I got a nice price for the pups." 67% |
| 68A burleyque dancer, a pip | 68A burlesque dancer, a pip |
| 69Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; 70 But she read science fiction 71 And died of constriction 72Attempting a Moebius strip. 73 -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" 74% 75A busy young lady named Gloria 76Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier --- 5291 unchanged lines hidden --- | 69Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; 70 But she read science fiction 71 And died of constriction 72Attempting a Moebius strip. 73 -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" 74% 75A busy young lady named Gloria 76Was had by Sir Gerald du Maurier --- 5291 unchanged lines hidden --- |