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7|| The FORTUNE-COOKIE program is soon to be a Major Motion Picture! ||
8|| Watch for it at a theater near you next summer! ||
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48473 -- Elvis Costello
48474%
48475The only way to amuse some people
48476is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.
48477%
48478The only way to get rid of a temptation is to yield to it.
48479 -- Oscar Wilde
48480%
48481The only way to keep you health is to eat what you don't want,
48482drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not.
48483 -- Mark Twain
48484%
48485The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky.
48486 -- David Gerrold
48487%
48488The onset and the waning of love make themselves felt
48489in the uneasiness experienced at being alone together.

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