| limerick (205995) | limerick (221908) |
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| 1%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick 205995 2010-03-31 18:21:25Z uqs $ | 1%% $FreeBSD: head/games/fortune/datfiles/limerick 221908 2011-05-14 19:03:45Z uqs $ |
| 2% 3A bad little girl in Madrid, 4A most reprehensible kid, 5 Told her Tante Louise 6 That her cunt smelled like cheese, 7And the worst of it was that it did! 8% 9A bather whose clothing was strewed --- 245 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 255Wished to foster an aura of menace. 256 To make people afraid 257 He wore gloves of grey suede 258And white footgear intended for tennis. 259 -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey" 260% 261A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, 262Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, | 2% 3A bad little girl in Madrid, 4A most reprehensible kid, 5 Told her Tante Louise 6 That her cunt smelled like cheese, 7And the worst of it was that it did! 8% 9A bather whose clothing was strewed --- 245 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 255Wished to foster an aura of menace. 256 To make people afraid 257 He wore gloves of grey suede 258And white footgear intended for tennis. 259 -- Edward Gorey, "Amphigorey" 260% 261A dulcet-voiced callgirl named Shedd, 262Who's cultured, well-spoken, well-bred, |
| 263 Had achieved some reknown | 263 Had achieved some renown |
| 264 For her tone going down-- 265There's a nice civil tongue in her head. 266% 267A fair-haired young damsel named Grace 268Thought it very, very foolish to place 269 Her hand on your cock 270 When it turned hard as rock, 271For fear it would explode in your face. --- 30 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 302% 303A Frenchman who lived in Alsace 304Had sex with a virgin named Grace. 305 When he popped her cherry, 306 She made things hairy 307By bleeding all over his face. 308% 309A gay young prince from Morocco | 264 For her tone going down-- 265There's a nice civil tongue in her head. 266% 267A fair-haired young damsel named Grace 268Thought it very, very foolish to place 269 Her hand on your cock 270 When it turned hard as rock, 271For fear it would explode in your face. --- 30 unchanged lines hidden (view full) --- 302% 303A Frenchman who lived in Alsace 304Had sex with a virgin named Grace. 305 When he popped her cherry, 306 She made things hairy 307By bleeding all over his face. 308% 309A gay young prince from Morocco |
| 310Made love in a manner rococco. | 310Made love in a manner rococo. |
| 311 He painted his penis 312 To resemble a Venus 313And flavored his semen with cocoa. 314% 315A geneticist living in Delft 316Scientifically played with himself, 317 And when he was done 318 He labeled it: son, --- 4494 unchanged lines hidden --- | 311 He painted his penis 312 To resemble a Venus 313And flavored his semen with cocoa. 314% 315A geneticist living in Delft 316Scientifically played with himself, 317 And when he was done 318 He labeled it: son, --- 4494 unchanged lines hidden --- |